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New York Mayor Takes Deadly Aim At Charter Schools

Mayor Bill DeBlazio attacks educationally successful charter schools. It's clear evidence that"dumbing down contracts"are ordered by the nation's teachers' union mafiosos and DeBlasio is the hit man.

written by Trinculoman, 27 February 2014
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USA Womens' Curling Team Concedes 2018 Olympics

In an unprecedented move, the USA Womens' Curling Team has conceded the 2018 Olympics.

written by Moose, 27 February 2014
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Obama Launches WebCam Program for the Disadvantaged

President Barack Obama on Thursday launched a public program to provide webcams to African-American and Latino young men and boys.

written by Moose, 27 February 2014
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Pamela Lee Anderson Goes to Baywatch Reunion Totally Nude

"Let's face it, ever since that video of me and Tommy Lee got out, everyone knows what I look like nude. So why should I even bother getting dressed anymore?" lamented Pamela Lee, naked as a jaybird.

written by Al N., 27 February 2014
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Arizona Proposes New Law to Send Gays Across the Border

Even though the bill to allow businesses to discriminate against gay people didn't pass in Arizona, legislators are not giving up. They have since introduced a new bill allowing gays to be deported.

written by Al N., 27 February 2014
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Viktor Yanukovych Spotted in Disney World

Ousted Ukrainian President Viktor Yanukovych was spotted yesterday at Disney World in Orlando, Florida as he stepped out of the Mad Tea Cup Ride. He was last seen running towards Tomorrowland.

written by Al N., 27 February 2014
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US to focus on new source of terror...

Obama declares war on NFL. States, "Players who tackle opponents without warning or permission are a threat to world peace."

written by Frank Michaels, 27 February 2014
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Russia announces end of Cold War...

Putin declares war on Global Warming by way of hot air blowing out of Washington, his biggest concern.

written by Frank Michaels, 27 February 2014
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National boundaries to go digital...

The UN today approved a measure that would eliminate all national borders. However, web surfers will now be required to have digital passports to visit sites in previously foreign lands.

written by Frank Michaels, 27 February 2014
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Loser leader

A carpenter from Alabama claims to be the "next President of the United States". The 38 year old man says that he will dramatically effect change in his country. No one believes him. So long guy!

written by whatinthe world, 27 February 2014
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Scientology Leader's Wife Shelly Turns Up in Katie Holme's Basement

Michele "Shelly" Miscavige, wife of Scientology leader David Miscavige, has been missing for over seven years, and has just come out from hiding. "Katie has been so kind to give me refuge," she said.

written by Al N., 27 February 2014
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One-Percenters Can Handle Spray Cans As Well As Any

Milipitas,CA-Silicon Valley venture capitalists displayed superb eye-to-hand coordination spraying graffiti on the local high school here. The most popular legend:F*ck the clueless 99% bong heads!

written by Trinculoman, 27 February 2014
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Leaked Memo from the Hillary Rodham Clinton Campaign Gains Widespread Feminist Approval

The HRC "Bar them Dicks" memo, as it has been dubbed in the Press, charts a mission statement to "bar all men from voting poll places starting in 2016 and in perpetuity along with Bubba's bimbos."

written by Trinculoman, 27 February 2014
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Alaska Enacts Law Barring PC Wusses from the State

Fairbanks- Ex-Gov Sarah Palin was escorted back to the State House to sign into law an act prohibiting politically-correct nimcompoops from entering Alaska. It is called The PC-Wuss Exclusion Act.

written by Trinculoman, 27 February 2014
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AZ Gov. Vetoes Anti-Gay Bill


Gov. Brewer vetoed a bill that would allow people to deny service to gays and lesbians on religious grounds The Az. legislature then passed another bill calling her "A sex-crazed lesbian harlot."

written by Keith Shirey, 27 February 2014
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NFL Promises Brain Transplants

The new scientific breakthrough will be available to players who will probably get chronic traumatic encephalopathy. After the transplantation they may resume playing in about three months.

written by Keith Shirey, 27 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #971

Snoops: In Italian slang, a Bingle is a car accident and a whinger is a complainer. Wonder what a goober grabber is?

written by Bureau, 27 February 2014
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Inside of My Body? (SLAP!!) No You Don't!

The FDA has approved a new camera that can be swallowed so that doctors can look at the inside of their patients' bodies.

written by Bureau, 27 February 2014
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Disney World is raising the price of a one-day ticket to Epcot to $100

Some are saying that for a big family they could save money by actually flying to some of the countries instead of a fake one.

written by Bureau, 27 February 2014
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The Duck Dynasty Hosts Bowl Game

In a year of big changes for NCAA football, the A&E stars put their Duck Commander brand on Louisiana's Independence Bowl in a new five-year deal!

written by Bureau, 27 February 2014
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Justin Bieber Videos Show Unsteady Walk in Jail

He certainly looks different all pale and bow-legged!

written by Bureau, 27 February 2014
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U.S. Plans $1 Billion Loan to Ukraine, Kerry Says

"Just as long as the Chinese agree to the financing!"

written by Bureau, 27 February 2014
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Older Dads at Higher Risk of Passing Along Mental Disorders, Study Says

"We are not", says older dad. "It's the things put in the kids food that causes all the problems. Go back 2 generations and lots of big families and this wasn't true because they grew their own food.

written by Bureau, 27 February 2014
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