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True Facts From Snoops #615

Spoof: Monkeys are not apes. Apes include gorillas, chimps and humans. It is an insult to a monkey to say you evolved from him and you will get a handful of crap hurled at you!

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #414

Snoops: During the Ice Age, many people survived on snow cones and were the first to come up with sayings like cold as "the witches tit" and "well-diggers ass".

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #125

Snoops: The earliest were wolves looked like wild dogs who walk on their back feet and had a silly howl like a young rooster trying to crow!

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #022

Snoops: Cockroaches can live two weeks without a head but a eunuch usually lives only a week and a half before suicide!

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #932

Snoops: Five nuclear submarines has sunk to the bottom of the ocean. A marker over each warms ships to move slowly when passing over them.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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Man Calls 911 After Escaping Police Custody -- Because Handcuffs Too Tight.

"You ain't going to arrest me or anything are you? I mean I could sue." Police: You're the one who took off with them before we could adjust them."

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #506

Snoops: One good thing about getting bitten by a vampire is that that soon you will be one too and you can go get your blood back!

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #400

Snoops: If a hungry Python gets after your group, push the fattest guy at it and yell, "Let it swallow you and burst it from the inside!"

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #314

Snoops: Zombie Walks are now held in many cities. People dress as if they were dead and walk up and down city sidewalks. Sometimes real zombies take advantage of the situations.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #300

Snoops: There are 26 squares in the game of checkers. Twenty four on the board and 2 players!

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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GOOGLE: Robots will be smarter than us all by 2029.

As predicted by model #8881B. "Humans are boneheads. We are Borg!"

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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Brazil, Europe plan undersea cable to skirt U.S. spying.

U.S. testing new nuclear sub listening devices.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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Berkeley Approves New Law

Berkeley University the third college to outlaw Praying Mantis on their campus!

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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Uganda president signs harsh anti-gay law: Prison!

That should really cut down on gay activity, going to prison!

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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Egypt's Prime Minister and Cabinet Abruptly Resign

"That's it, I quit! Leave the camel's head at the foot of the bed to the next Prime Minister!

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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Let the 2014 Election Games Begin

Most are wondering when the 2012 games were ever over!

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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The House Divided...

... American families consider whether politics are really that important. Many test theory with cookouts before next ice storm.

written by Frank Michaels, 24 February 2014
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Superman Fans Are 75% in Favor!

The tadpoles of the Flying Vampire Frogs have 2 pointy teeth. Also many believe that Perry White should have yelled "Great Flying Vampire Frogs!" instead 0f ""Great Caesar's Ghost!"

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #473

Snoops: Only 12 people live on "The Screaming Skull" reservation in Utah. They are all deaf.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #474

Snoops: Some intestinal diseases are treated by swallowing live worm eggs. Then you can drown the hatched ones in the commode once they have done all the dirty work. Note: Don't tell PETA!

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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Don't Hold Back

You can damage your colon if you hold bight a fart. Your choice, your new date or a mighty blast for your colon.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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Years in the Military!

I guess it comes from all those years in the Military but my wife's favorite is the "Dead Cockroach Position!"

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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Billy Joel Denies Blooper

Singer Billy Joel denies that during his song at concert recently, he say "We didn't fart the star!" but those up front in the crowd insist that he did!

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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Seen From Space: Ice Covers 80 Percent of Great Lakes

"We will have some more photos later from our friend, the UFO in the sky!"

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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Dealers Seek U.S. Treasurys Help in Regaining Grip on Debt

"That Colorado/Washington thing has hurt us badly. We need a government bailout or we're taking our stuff to Canada."

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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Cuts in Army troop levels to continue in new budget

Just like Mr. Clinton, he cut troops until 911 happened. So look for another attack.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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Police Dismiss Norwegian Mass Killer's Complaints

"Oh, you know. He says his pillow was too soft, we never told him a story and tucked him in", says policeman.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #313

Snoops: Most piglets are born with straight tails and curly ears!

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #529

Snoops: The Nightjars have the shortest beaks of any bird and are often the subject jokes told among birds. "Is that your beak or are you sad to see me?"

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #553

Snoops: Saltwater crocodiles are one of the toughest animals in the world. It is next to impossible to chew Saltwater Taffy made from these fellows.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #392

Snoops: Modern humans have changed very little from the earliest homo sapiens, especially the male of the species!

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #868

Snoops: Earths first lichens were made up of algae and fungus and grew on rocks. Fungus! I have the oldest things on earth on both feet!

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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Pope makes first overhaul of Vatican in 25 years

Our next President needs to do this. We have been out of it for about 25 years!

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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Tiny Crystal Is 'Oldest Known Piece of Earth'.

Woman in Arkansas disagrees! Come out here and carbon date my Chester!

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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Man says female HARDEE'S boss made sex a requirement of job.

Hundreds wanting to know where this is located.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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#2 NYC forces gun buyers to wait six to eight months for permits.

You can get a round trip ticket to west and get a gun and some pot while you're at it.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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NYC forces gun buyers to wait six to eight months for permits.

If you are trying to block sales, this doesn't work. Crooks don't need to buy guns. After bank robbery or shooting, if arrested, that would be the last of their worries.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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Hundreds bare all in bid to break world record for largest nude ocean swim.

First ones in the water were the 'smaller' ones of both sexes!

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #885

Snoops: The 'Peking Man' fossils disappeared during WWII and were never found. However, they later discovered the 'Beijing Man'.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #616

Snoops: Ancestors of the dinosaurs were the Fullasores who came 2 billion years before the dinosaurs, according to a bone fragment found of ones tail in Caney Creek, Ky. 2 years ago by skinny dippers.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #522

Snoops: Cherry Trees are toxic. That's why you never see a goat trying to eat one and all the 'KEEP OFF' squirrel signs every where.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #161

Snoops: The Giant Corpse Plant stinks so bad that insects have to close their noses to get close enough to pollinate the plant. As far as we know, no Horror Movie made from this!

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #873

Snoops: Scientists in America are studying using spider webbing as lightweight armor for troops, according to Sergeant Peter Parker.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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New Census Report Updated

There are now over 500,000 people around the world that work as spies.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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PAPER: USA eavesdropping on hundreds of key German figures.

German People! We are spied upon all the time here. Of course, you probably know that from your spies.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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Merkel urges Britain to remain in Europe.

Brittain: Sorry but we already have our bags packed and called the taxi!

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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Americans Most Wanted Drag Lord Captured!

Seen arrested here. He's the one with the handcuffs and the gaudy dress.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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Mexico's Most Wanted Drug Lord 'El Chapo' Captured.

They keep letting him go and re-arresting him for the cameras as this is the 3-4th day it's been atop news.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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Widespread asylum fraud in NY Chinatown..

Washington seems to be completely out of control!

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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#2 UPDATE: Girl Scouts Banned From Selling Cookies Outside CO Pot Shops...

We wouldn't want any free enterprise going on in a socialist country!

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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UPDATE: Girl Scouts Banned From Selling Cookies Outside CO Pot Shops.

So now the snack delivery trucks are open in the areas!

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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Godfather in Danger: Obama Mentor May Challenge for Mayor.

Twenty-four hours a day, every day, every month and every year, somebody is running for political office. Must be some rich kick-backs!

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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Dennis Rodman North Korea Mission to Become FOX Movie...

Rodman and Kim Show! Something I definite,y want to turn off!

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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LARRY KING: I could come back.

But I would have to go to Haiti first and consult with some people I know.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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Oily

Who will slip up over oil?
Generating enough wind for many a farm.

written by j.w., 24 February 2014
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Cause of Swiss Avalanche Discovered....

nearby yodeler's convention!

written by Wumf, 24 February 2014
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American Idol Contestants Stage "Howl-In" at Metropolitan Opera

Aggrieved Idol contestants demand that Obama Administration carry out "talent redistribution" ASAP. They claim they have a constitutional right to "talent equality" with actual singers.

written by Trinculoman, 24 February 2014
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PETA Raising Funds For "Old Folks" Home....

for tortoises, tuataras, parrots, quahogs and koi.

written by Wumf, 24 February 2014
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Apple Introduces New "iDad" and "iMom"

Gone are the days when kids needed old-fashioned "analog" parents!

written by Wumf, 24 February 2014
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Gay bandwagon getting so full of celebrities...

it is about to collapse!

written by Wumf, 24 February 2014
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Trappers Pelted with Pelts at Jamboree

Alcohol seemed to be the culprit.

written by Wumf, 24 February 2014
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Miniature Yorkies Removed From "Real Dog" List

The dogs were found to be too small to be of any real use and were prone to be washed down shower drains.

written by Wumf, 24 February 2014
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Onomatopoeia Stricken From Words You Can Use in Public

Studies show that using the word can take up too much time during a conversation.

written by Wumf, 24 February 2014
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Horrible Fecundity Found in North America

Birth rates are down.

written by Wumf, 24 February 2014
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President Pares Productivity by Providing Parsimonious Pleasantries

Obama was a little short with White House guests on Wednesday.

written by Wumf, 24 February 2014
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Most of Area Man's Fantasies Fulfilled at Saturday's Rodeo

"Horses, cowgirls, cowboys, chewing tobacco. What else could a guy ask for?" sighed local Safeway employee, Fred Jesperson.

written by Wumf, 24 February 2014
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Massive warts outbreak....

at Angel Camp's frog jumping contest!

written by Wumf, 24 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #717

Snoops: Some very ancient cave drawing discovered actually look just like Regis!

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #886

Snoops: 75% of a cat's day is sleeping. 10% is grooming and 15% for eating.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #708

Snoops: Before the "Cup" was invented for baseball catchers, ten percent retired as eunuchs!

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #931

Snoops: Although he never appeared on stage because of his embarrassment about his size, Howdy Doody had a big brother named Heavy Doody!

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #515

Snoops: At most supermarkets in the USA you will find that the produce manager is a "Breast" Man!

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #312

Snoops: Cheech and Chong to do state commercials "Come to the Mountains so High here in Denver!" beginning soon.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #126

Snoops: Baseball fans say that the number one thing they miss in classic sporting events is the nicknames like "Magic", "The Stilt", "Scooter", "Shoeless". "Dizzy" "Big Dick Donavan" and "Tinker"!

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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Ways To Rember

One way to remember to go to Daylight savings Time is in the Spring, spring forward & spring the clock against the wall. In the Fall, look at the clock that's an hour off, smile & fall back into bed.

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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Commercial Was Botched

A mix-up on an old Alka-Seltzer commercial ran in the 1970' as an Italian husband named Ralph clearly says, "Mama Mia, that certainly was a hairy meatball!" "You ate it, Ralph." should be "heavy".

written by Bureau, 24 February 2014
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Kids 10 and under say vampires and zombies are boring....

what next, Hollywood?!

written by Wumf, 24 February 2014
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