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Think Takes Demand More Females!

In order to avoid distractions, most Think Tanks are either Male or Female but now each are demanding a week off a month to refresh themselves!

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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The Mascot Did What?

An NBA mascot has been fired after allegedly molesting two cheerleaders and a hot dog vendor.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 February 2014
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Kate Gosselin and Her Ex-Husband

Kate Gosselin says she is writing a tell-all book about ex-husband Jon Gosselin titled, The Truth About That Korean Punk, Jon Gosselin, Not Kim Jong Un.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 February 2014
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A Hair Raising Trade Off

Scientists in Norway claim that they have discovered a pill that restores a full head of a hair to completely bald men; but unfortunately it also causes the growth of an extra ear.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 February 2014
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A Gossiper's Dream

The female cricket can hear other female crickets chirping as far away as 3 miles.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 February 2014
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Justin Bieber Has At Least One Fan Left

Nadya Suleman, better known as Octomom, says that she would like to adopt Justin Bieber.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #707

The lowest temperature ever recorded in the United States was 269 below zero, in a laboratory in Maine.

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #808

Since 1960, over 50,000 sheriff's deputies have been called "Barney Fife!"

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #916

Snoops: People that knew him say Saddam Hussein did a really great take-off on Groucho Marx, "Say the secret code and you lose your head!"

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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Tornadoes, strong thunderstorms threaten East Coast

"Crazy weather", say many on the coast. "We still have snow and now there might be a tornado!"

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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Seeking a Break in a 252 Million-Year-Old Mass Killing

A Geologist Investigates a Mass Extinction at the End of the Permian Period now believes, "It was the Butler!"

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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Obama meets Dalai Lama, defies China #2

Dalai Lama tells the President he knows how it feels to be a lame duck. "I was a lame duck in a previous incarnation."

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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Obama meets Dalai Lama, defies China

President may be nominated for Nobel Peace Prize again!

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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Tornado Watch in Mid-Atlantic

will they call it a snowado?!

written by Wumf, 21 February 2014
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HIGH TIMES: Tax revenue from pot in CO exceeds expectations.

But call us back again after we come back down. We might have missed something.

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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Michelle O Defends Obamacare: 'Young People Are Knuckleheads'.

Well calling them Knuckleheads will sure win you a lot of support.

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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OBAMAVILLE homeless camp springs up in Baltimore.

Like Obamacare, President might be delighted that a whole place named after him!

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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Missing Pacific Tsunami Debris Mountain Explained.....

Somali pirates!

written by Wumf, 21 February 2014
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Dalai Lama calls for 'happier decade!"

"Go on a short trip to Colorado or Washington!"

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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Scientists discover 'violence gene'.

It was hid in the corner and attacks anyone who gets close to it!

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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'Pompeii' erupts with cliches!

On 'Pompeii' erupts with cliches: Volcano ash "He who smelt it dealt it!" "Is it hot in here or is it me?".

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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13-year-old boy charged with felony for throwing snowball at cop.

"It was an Iceball", claims outraged officer. An Iceball!"

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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Freak storms threaten East Coast!

Officials inform everyone that these are not Zombies, they are just plain old freaks!

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #880

Snoops: Eating any part of the monkshood plant can be fatal. Even pointing one out can kill you if you stay very long. So just step aside quietly and that way no one will get hurt.

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #206

Snoops: Balsa trees bloom only at night, and their inch-deep nectar attracts bats, birds, kinkajous, opossums and monkeys.
Kinkajous!!!!??

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #620

Snoops: Aerophobia is the fear of flying. Always ask if the person you are sitting by on a plane if they have this before take-off or you'll be sorry even before you leave the ground.

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #130

Snoops: There are more kangaroos in Australia than there are people, a fact that should never reach the ears of the kangaroo!

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #998

Snoops: Some of the huge Dinosaurs that once ruled the earth killed out smaller species during rough breeding periods and stomping every dino below!

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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Easiest Way to go to Simple Living

Move into third world countries or on reservations out west.

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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United States Pays Off 17 Trillion Debt.

Takes a reverse mortgage. We get to live in our country another 25 years and then will be split up by others.

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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U.S. Lowers Interest Rate

Now rate of interest we owe other countries lowered to .001%.
"This should help us recover but they won't be happy about it!", says Bernanke.

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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Michael Moore: Only one cure for all the Riots!

"What we need is a swarm of UFOs to attack and then we'd have to pull together. I'm planning a documentary as soon as a UFO spotted."

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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Fewer shark attacks but deadlier

No more "bump and run", from now on they're serious.

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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Winter Olympics: American wins gold in women's ski half pint!

I'm sorry, that should be: Winter Olympics: American wins gold in women's ski halfpipe!

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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Ukraine leader offers concessions in wake of deadly violence

Free drinks and hot dogs from our stands if you'll stop rioting for awhile.

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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150 Treated for Gunshot Wounds in South Sudan

Sudan wants everyone to know that they are still fighting there too. Not all that easy to keep count these days.

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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Ukraine: Opposition Agrees to Deal With President

Just allow is five minutes with him alone and we;ll deal with him!

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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Surveillance Planes having trouble!

There are now so many that they are blocking the view of other Surveillance Planes!

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #512

Snoops: Originally on Jeopardy the answers had to be formed in a question, but with the contestants using a hand puppet and a different voice.

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #033

Snoops: Some dinosaurs like the Dromaeosaurs walked on long back legs and had small front legs and only used them to clap and celebrate when he downed a good dinner!

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #412

Snoops: The Platypus Dinosaurus was ten stories tall and lived on everything else. Many believe this was ancestor to Godzilla.

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #411

Snoops: The Spinosaurus was 49 feet long and weighed 6 tons, according to any eyeball some kids were playing with last year that were paid good money for it by a scientist. Kids out digging again.

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #145

Snoops: Hawaiian legends tell of a large King and Queen shark who ruled the sharks of the sea. Either that or they new something pretty bad about other shark leaders & threatened to tell.

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #614

Snoops: The first human beings were Homo Sapiens. They lived in Africa. We know this from hand-me-down stories still told around campfires at night.

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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This State Bumps Hawaii as Happiest Place to Live #2

It's North Dakota with all it's snow and cold. "We're just so happy to still be alive", says one citizen!

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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This State Bumps Hawaii as Happiest Place to Live

It's North Dakota and their ton of snow and cold. I say it's Colorado and Washington!

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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China urges Obama to cancel meeting with Dalai Lama

He'll mess with you head until you don't know what you are doing. Remember, we have your money.

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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Kim Kardashian says she's had no hip implants!

"I wish everybody would just get off my a**!"

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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Hugo Chavez's Daughters Turn Presidential Palace into Party Pad

Chips off the old blockhead?

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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The FCC Wades Into the Newsroom

To make sure nothing is printed against the administration? Another freedom lost. Government control out of control.

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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Bedouins Being Recruited....

...by U.S. government to help American citizens cope with drought!

written by Wumf, 21 February 2014
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Berkshire Hathaway Acquires Facebook in Mega Deal

Omaha- Warren Buffett, hearing of the Facebook/SI deal, moved quickly to buy all FB shares. Buffett's press release: "No one, I repeat, no one acquires a bigger/sexier harem than mine! F*ck Zuck!"

written by Trinculoman, 21 February 2014
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Facebook Acquires Sports Illustrated Models in Mega Deal

Zuckerberg struck deal with SI bigs to own all Swim Suit models in perpetuity. Zuck wanted sole rights to bare them on Facebook to revive 15-90 old male site hits.Oh, the harem at home bit works too.

written by Trinculoman, 21 February 2014
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Obama Hires New Contractor to Handle Crises

WH announced Frank Underwood from the television documentary "House of Cards" was put in charge of resolving IRS, Benghazi, and Obamacare matters. In response House Oversight Comm hired Iron Man.

written by Trinculoman, 21 February 2014
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Comedy as a form of control

Drivers using the M1 motorway north of London have been advised that a comedian has taken possession of the south bound lane and is insisting drivers laugh at his jokes before letting them proceed.

written by whatinthe world, 21 February 2014
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Bones of D.B. Cooper, Famous Hi-jacker Found

in Big Foot cave in Washington forest.

written by Wumf, 21 February 2014
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United Nation grounds Kim Jong-un

but he sneaks out the window....

written by Wumf, 21 February 2014
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No Ronnies At All show being recorded for Christmas

The BBC has paid millions to prevent last year's glut of "Ronnies" shows. Ronnies have been paid not to take part in a one off Ronnieless spectacular called "The no Ronnies at all Show".

written by Auntie Jean, 21 February 2014
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Kerry calls global warming skeptics "Flat Earthers"

Sec of State calls man made global warming doubters "Flat Earthers". Claims 97% of scientist can't be wrong on man made warming, ignoring the fact 100% of scientist once thought the earth was flat.

written by SirBeavis, 21 February 2014
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Silence Gun: Strange weapon of the future immediately quiets you.

Come to think of it, those old peacemakers out west did the same thing. No one could say a word.

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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Sports Bar Chain Agrees to Pay $6.8 Million for Violating Wage Laws

But they weren't good sports about it!

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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NYC mayor's vehicles flout laws, days after traffic safety plan unveiled

Man shouting "Citizen's Arrest!" quickly tasered and beaten with clubs.

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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American Meat Plants Said to Face Shortages of Inspectors

Sounds suspicious to me. When did these inspectors disappear and exactly where did the meat go?

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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Road salt suppliers pinched by The Man!

I'm sorry, that should be: Road salt suppliers pinched by demand!

written by Bureau, 21 February 2014
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Shortest Leprechaun found.....

in the longest named place in Ireland: Muckanaghederdauhaulia!

written by Wumf, 21 February 2014
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