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Olympic Gold Medalist Barred by NBC for Broadcast Interview

Cato Stoiclatsa's interview after winning Gold in the 100K solo cross-country triathlon was not aired by NBC. Per eye witnesses, Stoiclatsa refused to display the requisite emotional glop on camera.

written by Trinculoman, 14 February 2014
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Black Ice Believed to Have Started Big Pile-Up on Interstate

"Black Ice? Ever piece of ice I ever picked up frozen around here is clear. Yet these weathermen call it the black ice. I guess it's like the black plague.

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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Want to know the secret to a 67-year marriage? Ask Bill and Betty Evans

"Oh, Bertha have...Betty and I have been the best of..is that a squirrel, yes it's a squirrel. Well, look at that, Beverly. What? That's silly. A squirrel named Betty. My wife? That looks like her."

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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Israel reveals laser shield technology with 'Star Wars' like powers

Names of superspeed aircraft changed to Jedi #1 through 500!

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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Waivers might spare school districts from making up all snow days

Might as well. We're behind half the world in education anyway!

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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Deep freeze almost completely covers Great Lakes with ice

Minnesota drivers add "Land of 10,000 frozen lakes" to license plates.

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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Detroit man gets final wish, has funeral in homemade pine box at bar

The coffin was propped up on the edge of the bar so stiff could be seen and friends had final photographs with him, all in black & white!

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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Chilly January in East was balanced by Western warmth

So does that mean that the people out west can pay more to sort of even up our high bills? Socialism! Socialism!

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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Officials: Uganda's Leader to Sign Anti-Gay Bill

So if your name is Bill and you're gay, I'd avoid Uganda.

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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George Washington Document on View at Spy Museum

Well, it was there just a few minutes ago! Check your helper.
(What helper?).

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #906

According to Snoops: in 2009, over 2500 young people and 300 Smurfs dressed up as Smurfs and hung out in a town square in Great Britain.

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #821

According to Snoops: The little girl on the salt shaker box with the umbrella "When it rains it pours" drowned.

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #153

According to Snoops: Leonardo Da Vinci also built a prototype for a Time Machine but it only went ahead ten seconds. Pope had the 'devil machine' hammered to bits.

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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Very Nazi mosquitoes!

Heinrich Himmler nearly invaded the UK with squadrons of Nazi mosquitoes, luckily it was just a "Sting"!

written by Jaggedone, 14 February 2014
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It's So Cold and Snowy....

even the nation's Polar Bear Clubs have rescheduled their plunges!

written by Wumf, 14 February 2014
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CA considering warning labels on sugary drinks.#2

Let's put "one of these thing in this box might cause burns!" on match boxes.

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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CA considering warning labels on sugary drinks.

If we don't know that sugary drinks have sweeteners already, maybe we don't deserve to live?

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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Biden: Be Optimistic on State of the Nation 'In Spite of Who's President'.

Let's borrow money till we break their bank! Then we can all start fresh! Great, huh?"

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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Many Airports full of passengers stuck!

Most flights cancelled since 911. Major snow headed up east coast!

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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SLUSH: Obama to pitch $1 billion climate change 'resilience fund'.

May ask for loan from China by next week!

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #721

According to Snoops: Scientists say that birds are modern day dinosaurs who became extinct from trying to fly off cliffs!

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #514

According to Snoops: Although all crocodilians have a powerful bite, they cannot chew. Therefore many die choking to death after biting off more than they can chew.

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #776

According to Snoops: The 2,000 year old Rosetta Stone has helped to decode several ancient languages. It was named after it's founder, Rosetta Rosettadeta whose daughter used to appear on SNL.

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #999

According to Snoops: The musical group "The Doors" named themselves after a bunch of doors. "We were talking & I said "'Look, there's a door' & Jim left. I think he misunderstood. But Doors it was!"

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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Salmond declares Scotland will have its own currency

"Aye, we'll call it the Poond."

written by Paxton Quigley, 14 February 2014
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Shirley Temple and Sid Caesar Secret Suicide Pact

Representatives for Shirley Temple and Sid Caesar, who both died within hours of each other February 11 and 12, denied that the two celebrities had a secret suicide pact.

written by Al N., 14 February 2014
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Researchers say that at least four species of crocodiles are able to climb trees.

In fact, they can even dance apparently as several have been spotted doing the "Crocodile Rock"!

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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Canada Not Doing Well At Olympics?

They should have entered Justin Bieber in all the downhill events. He's setting a lot of records everywhere he goes, he goes down hill.

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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Woman found alive after 6 days in Ore. woods

"If that family of Sasquatch hadn't took me in I never would have made it", she tells searchers.

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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What a Mess: Airlines Try to Dig Out from East Coast Snowstorm

As over a foot of snow lands on some airports, a handbreadth on others.

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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Putin Stops In at USA House in Sochi

Folds hands under his arms, flaps them and crows three times and leaves!

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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Pope Francis gives marriage advice

Begins speech with, "Since I have so much experience with the subject..."

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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European Banks Avoiding Risky-Loan Disclosure Face Review

So be sure you use the right amount of makeup and lipstick if you are a lady or gay, as you will want that face just right.

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #990

According to Snoops: Bess Truman was the first person to invent the phrase: "He who smelt it, dealt it!"

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #784

According to Snoops: If you ar on a tall ladder and it begins to fall, experts say that you should not panic. Wait until the lady just hits the ground and step off.

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #365

According to Snoops: The 50 tallest mountains of the world are all in Asia. That may be why they have so many ups and downs over there.

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #502

According to Snoops: If you see a glass as half full is an optimist, half empty is a pessimist, always ready to finish off as an alcoholic.

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #045

According to Snoops: Dian Fossey, who had studied gorillas most of her life, had always insisted that her husband wear a gorilla suit to bed.

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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Britain warns Scotland: Forget the pound if you walk away

Scots said they could coin their own money, the Haggi or Kilt!

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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Environment Agency To Oppose Gay Marriage Says Its Chair, Lord Smith

'We think David Silvester's view is daft about the current floods being God's judgement on gay marriage,' said Lord Smith, 'but with no end to this weather in sight, we're prepared to try anything.'

written by Swan Morrison, 14 February 2014
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Mysterious fireball in sky caught on camera.

Camera completely destroyed, burned into big blob! "I don't see why it had to catch on mine", says owner.

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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Chamber CEO: U.S. Needs More Low-Skill Immigration Since Americans Not 'Qualified, 'Willing' to Work.

Boomers dying off. We need more workers from other countries.

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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PETA Protests Ages

Demands that all animals, including humans average the same life span!

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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Scientists may soon accurately predict lifespan of human.

That's a waste of the taxpayers money. All they had to do is call the Mafia.

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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VIDEO: Transit Cop Uses Stun Gun On 'Harmless' Passenger Repeatedly.

Apologizes. "I've been watching those old Clintwood movies again."

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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Iranian TV Host Mocks Obama.

How dare they? We would never do such a thing with their leaders on Saturday Night live or anywhere on a Late Show!

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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Lawkmaker Calls on President to Release Text of Iran Deal.

"Sorry. That's already been shredded. Wasn't worth the paper it was written on anyway."

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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Janet Napolitano Visits Berkeley Campus; Greeted By Protesters.

Well it wouldn't be Berkeley Campus without a good old protest would it?

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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Military developing pizza that doesn't require refrigeration.

How about cooking? Or can you just lay it out in the sun for the birds to fly over?

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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'Homeland' to Activate National License Plate Recognition Database.

So be sure and it flat behind back seat and make up "Just bought" card in the window.

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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CBS: Extreme Cold Caused by 'Excess Heat'.

And I guess very warm summers caused by 'Excess Cold'? No wonder no one watches network news anymore. Stay with The Spoof!

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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Al Roker apologizes for De Blasio '1 term' tweet.

"I was half-frozen when I sent it!"

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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'Thundersleet' in Virginia.

Thor probably angry over slipping and falling on his ass while hammering out the thunder.

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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Great Lakes ice breakers exhausted.

Better be careful and not stop up the tailpipe!

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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Snow in 49 States!

Would somebody in southern Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi please throw a snowball over into Florida? That would even things up. So I have autism, lots of people do. do. do.

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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FAA Grounds Flower Delivery Drone...

But pay for final deliveries before grounding them, just because we used them as targets.

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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Waltons Star Ralph Waite Dies At 85

"G'night John boy!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 14 February 2014
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Nailin' Palin

"Oh, so the capital city of Germany is Berlin!" a surprised Sarah Palin remarked to a journalist recently. "Okay, well, why isn't Wasilla capital of Alaska?" to which the journo replied "Fuck!"

written by whatinthe world, 14 February 2014
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Ivan is done

Ivan Dyosovostki has finally finished the men's downhill event after skiing from the French Alps to the Caucuses in Russia. "Did I do something wrong?" he asked. Oficials have banished him to Siberia.

written by whatinthe world, 14 February 2014
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Brian the squirrel

"Okay, but you hang on to the back of it" said the Aer Lingus airline pilot to the late passenger who clambered on to the wing during takeoff. The passenger lasted about thirty seconds. Thrrrrsssh!

written by whatinthe world, 14 February 2014
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Americans want to know....

what the heck is Marmite?

written by Wumf, 14 February 2014
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American Men Sweep Medals in Free Skiing Slopestyle

The US team issued a celebratory press release - "Yeah, we kicked ass in an event we invented for the Games. 'Cuz who needs the pain of stamina and endurance for cross-country skiing. What a Drag!"

written by Trinculoman, 14 February 2014
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Winter dramatics

"Oi! You can't do that!" cried the US down hill skier as he witnessed his fellow German competitor affix a jet pack to his back to begin his descent down the competition slope. The German won easily.

written by whatinthe world, 14 February 2014
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What do you mean, another blizzard?

shouts East Coast!

written by Wumf, 14 February 2014
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Funeral Director Upset!

"I wish they would quit calling my hearse the Buzzardmobile and at least back to the "Meat Wagon"."

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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Local Man Killed in Wreck After Tire Blew!

"We tried to tell him that he was driving on 'May-pops' but would he listen, No!", say most everybody in town of 55.

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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So What About Comparing Yourself To Another President

President Obama compares himself with Ghandi, Nelson Mandela. ..Michael Jordan, Willie Mays! He forgot Mother Teresa but I can do that too. I don't come out very well but I still can compare.

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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49 of 50 States Have Snow as Drifts Pile Up

49 states are asking Florida, what is the matter with you?

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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Chevrolet to Oversee Restoring of Sinkhole Corvettes

A regular crowd of tourists were back at the museum today as only a small area was affected & experts proclaimed that the rest of the museum was safe. "Wonder what a 'sinkhole' Corvette is worth?"

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #729

According to Snoops: Only one in ten thousand babies are born under a wandering star. One of those was the actor, Lee Marvin!

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #618

According to Snoops: A female peacock is called a peahen, a baby peacock is a sweetpea!

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #603

According to Snoops: There's a chili pepper so hot that three out of four people will cry until it completely leaves their system with a big shout there at the end!

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #140

According to Snoops: The least favorite character to star as 007 James Bond on a Fleming movie? Danny Devito!

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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Winter storms are threatening to chill US economy

And it was just ready to really explode...one way or another!

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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FACEBOOK Adds 50 Terms For Users' to Identify Gender.

I guess this is like the Paul Simon song: Be a new man, Trans. Get off the bus, Puss. Come up to bat, Pat.

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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POLL: American dream seen out of reach.

I don't know why so many coming here. They're just turning it into the same place they came from.

written by Bureau, 14 February 2014
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Kim Jong Un Misses His Dad

Kim Jong Un was spotted crying when told that the US and South Korea would not stop their war games. "I wish my dad was still here. Then I could go back to just playing video games all day" he sobbed.

written by Al N., 14 February 2014
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