Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 5 August 2014
Man Immediately Regrets Biting Both Ends Of Burrito
"I don't know what to do," exclaimed Marvin Lyell, as giant bits of beef and cheese leaked out the deflated wrap. Attempts at Macgyvering some sort of burrito hammock proved futile.
Harrison Memorial Tree Not Killed by Beetles as Reported
Classic irony was thwarted when it was revealed that the Harrison Memorial tree in Griffith Park, L.A. wasn't actually killed but had reached Nirvana and moved up the Wheel of Life.