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Palm Court?

A national sperm bank is to be set up to meet increasing demand and a UK-wide shortage......Wankers-R-Us.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 04 August 2014
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West Ham - No Change

Ravel Morrison, West Ham's musical star and Christmas favourite Lewis Carroll are suffering from Deja Vu.

written by j.w., 04 August 2014
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Biden's Swiming Habit Causes Mass Desertion in Secret Service Ranks

WashDC- Biden's proclivity for swimming naked has caused a dire personnel crisis for the Secret Service.Ex-agents have opted to serve at the Gaza front-line with Israel than be exposed to "Loony Joe."

written by Trinculoman, 04 August 2014
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Martha Stewart Promotes the Use of Drones

Style maven & ex-con's latest gambit is hocking use of stealth drones for delivery of her new creation:Survival Meals for the Apocalyptically Hip and Style-Conscious. A caveat:hazardous to watch dogs!

written by Trinculoman, 04 August 2014
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PM Netanyahu Advises Obama Not to "Second Guess"

Tel Aviv-Bibi Netanyuahu provides sage advice to POTUS, but he seemed momentarily to forget that Obama doesn't even have the ability to "First Guess." Such a lapse can be attributed to the Fog of War.

written by Trinculoman, 04 August 2014
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Jerry Brown Tosses His "Moonbeam" Into the Political Ring

Sacramento-Every 20 years or so, Gov Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown runs for President. The Hillary Clinton campaign prepares for an onslaught of "Moonshine."Advice to the Gov--better get a bullet proof vest.

written by Trinculoman, 04 August 2014
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An Arab Spring Beats An Archimedes Screw In New Tabloid Sex Survey

According to a "Tabloid Newspaper" survey of favourite love positions, "The Missionary" has fallen behind the "Archimedes Screw" making popular new favourite the "Arab Spring" the new number one.

written by Auntie Jean, 04 August 2014
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