Spoof news snippets from Monday 4 August 2014
A national sperm bank is to be set up to meet increasing demand and a UK-wide shortage......Wankers-R-Us.
West Ham - No Change
Ravel Morrison, West Ham's musical star and Christmas favourite Lewis Carroll are suffering from Deja Vu.
Biden's Swiming Habit Causes Mass Desertion in Secret Service Ranks
WashDC- Biden's proclivity for swimming naked has caused a dire personnel crisis for the Secret Service.Ex-agents have opted to serve at the Gaza front-line with Israel than be exposed to "Loony Joe."
Martha Stewart Promotes the Use of Drones
Style maven & ex-con's latest gambit is hocking use of stealth drones for delivery of her new creation:Survival Meals for the Apocalyptically Hip and Style-Conscious. A caveat:hazardous to watch dogs!
PM Netanyahu Advises Obama Not to "Second Guess"
Tel Aviv-Bibi Netanyuahu provides sage advice to POTUS, but he seemed momentarily to forget that Obama doesn't even have the ability to "First Guess." Such a lapse can be attributed to the Fog of War.
Jerry Brown Tosses His "Moonbeam" Into the Political Ring
Sacramento-Every 20 years or so, Gov Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown runs for President. The Hillary Clinton campaign prepares for an onslaught of "Moonshine."Advice to the Gov--better get a bullet proof vest.
An Arab Spring Beats An Archimedes Screw In New Tabloid Sex Survey
According to a "Tabloid Newspaper" survey of favourite love positions, "The Missionary" has fallen behind the "Archimedes Screw" making popular new favourite the "Arab Spring" the new number one.