Spoof news snippets from Friday 22 August 2014
NYPD snorts of derision at latest drug story
Apparently a 'baffled' FIT student found10 pounds of coke in her luggage and voluntarily turned it in
Dog News: Poodle in your kitchen pretty sure that sandwich you're making is for him
He's watching your every move, hoping for extra mayo and maybe some plain potato chips.
Ukraine calls Russian aid convoy a 'fucking outrage'
Nothing but moldy cabbages, turnips and swedes inside the giant pantechnicons
German guy erected over loud, squeaky sex swing
No, wait! Evicted!. Either way a kinky story
Mystery solved why Rosie O'Donnell had no problem coming out
Builders installed a new six foot wide door at her apartment so she could finally squeeze her wobbly six foot wide ass
Reid apologizes for being a racist
Senator Harry Reid (D-NV) told Asians he is sorry he's a racist after making offensive remarks about Chinese Americans and the Washington Redskins. "I was Wong," he admitted.
Yoko Ono furious over 'John the Beatle' jihadi slur
Threatens to sue ISIS for twenty million squid
Call 911 as Pink Floyd's Roger Waters explodes over dinner photo
Poor guy just couldn't wait until the bathroom
Miss Spain comes out on Instaorgasmgram
Porny vid show her buff muff , never realised she's a natural redhead
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian to Quit Show Business to Become Ministers
In astonishing news, it was just announced that Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have quit show business, joined the Church of Scamatology, and will become Volunteer Ministers in North Korea.
American uploads 86,400 photos to Facebook from day trip in Portland, OR
"I refuse to waste even one second during any of my exciting adventures," said Jeff from Eugene, OR. At press time, we learned that he is preparing to leave town for a six-month tour of Greece.
George Zimmerman On His Way To Ferguson to Help Darren Wilson
George Zimmerman, who got off on shooting Trayvon Martin in stand your ground Florida, has announced he is on his way to help Darren Wilson, the Missouri cop who shot Michael Brown.