Spoof news snippets from Sunday 17 August 2014
Mob Kill Man in Baghdad
A Muslim man claimed on Baghdad TV that he had a near-death experience.
"I went to heaven and had my way with 72 virgins. They weren't as hot as I'd imagined."
The funeral is on Monday.
'I am no pastry," Shouts General Custer Role Player
Forty-two year old role player Jason ripped off the buckles to his uniform in protest against constant misnomers to his character. "Do I look like General Custard to you? I'm a Goddamn American hero!"
Like a pus-filled zit on Iraq's backside
Prince Charles lays on the compliments at Islamic State militants
NJ Gov Chris Christie reported facing mounting suits
Nothing fits anymore since he lost the first 60 lbs
Three things Obama can do to make the US immigration system better AND rewrite his legacy
Resign. Resign. Resign.
Tribute to Robin Williams carries a powerful message
Don't mix bourbon and cocaine for breakfast
Downton Abbey cast responds to latest internet virus
Entire crew quarantined until Ebola blood tests prove negative
Katy Perry gets her nose pierced
Rhinoplasty surgeons reckon it should stop the nocturnal snoring.
Christina Aguilera's babyfather to be named today
No wonder Rafael Nadal has legged it.
Secrets of Heidi Kulm's Creative Arts Emmy Award dress
It's made from recycled bathroom tissue!
Alternative 'Disney' Aladdin: Wedding gift that genie wanted to give to Aladdin and Jasmine revealed!
Let's hope it doesn't turn out to be herpes...
Hide and seek?
Stowaway immigrants in British port container have been described as Hide and Sikhs from Afghanistan.
My typo mistake ISIS has been corrected. I meant IS isn't the answer not IS is the answer.
"Don't call me Dick!"
According to reaserchers pressures made Richard III 'Hit The Booze',"to right, he also enjoyed the odd 'spliff', deep fried Mars Bars and Breaking Bad! Mind you, he was total shit a parallel parking!"