Spoof news snippets from Saturday 16 August 2014
People with low confidence and self-esteem issues more likely to boast about their relationships on FarceBook
Yeah, so what else is new?
Incredible map of Twitter reaction charts people's response about stuff
One born every minute I say
Roy Yamaguchi's secret? Hawaiian zest!
Just sprinkle on your favorite nibble but don't forget the condom first!
SeaWorld's plans on the rebound amid controversy
Maybe swapping orcas and killer whales for trillions of newly hatched anchovies not such a smart idea
At Louis police department armed with military-style equipment
Just seen rocket launchers, cruise missals and hand grenades making their Saturday night debut
Russian cargo looks suspicious near Ukraine border
Something strange about those exotic cooking smells wafting from inside the trucks' tarpaulin
Toddlers: are they safe at 30,000 ft?
About as safe as that failed Underpants Bomber if United air crew are to be believed
Downton Abbey, what's wrong with this picture?
Nothing wrong with the picture, it's just the show that's a pile of crap
Fracking go ahead at Pittsburgh International Airport
Half a billion dollars of industrial methane just sitting waiting to be grabbed
Texas Governor Rick Perry indicted on felony charges
Talk about abuse of orifice!
Obama: Forking out for college education a pain in the ass for too many
Except for Malia and Sasha's trust fund accounts
Plea entered as Wisconsin girl, 13, arrested for driving drunk
Not guilty your honor the young lady was just giving her Pa a ride to the downtown liquor store
Heat wave power outage tragedy as milk bank overflows with breast milk
Anyone for organic yoghurt instead?
Harvey Weinstein: Funny man Williams made everybody else's life so good
Especially the divorce lawyers, thousand bucks an hour shrinks and now bereavement counsellors
Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin are dating?
More like radio carbon dating, that!s how ancient the rumor is.
San Marino Declares War On Andorra
San Marino has declared war on Andorra because, they say, "We are tired of being the smallest country. Now we'll only be the fourth smallest! Next we're going to invade Vatican City!"
Singer Kiki Dee has been nominated as a Spanish Ambassador for chickens. When asked about the selection process, the Minister for Farming clarified that Spanish cockerels always cry 'Kikideedee!'.
Black and White Together
A new government bill was passed today, ruling that all official documents must contain black and white print every other word, in order to provide equal representation of colour for British society.
The Write Time
In Manchester today, Technical Author Jim Ravioli inadvertently embedded one MS Word document within another, and ended up getting stuck inside a Documentation time paradox.
Pickles the cat got a fright when she caught hold of a loose piece of string hanging in the garden. It turned out to be a kite rope. The wind picked up and Pickles flew off, landing 5 miles from home.
Bean There Before
Apprentice Bob Cornflakes returned to college after a wasted week of work experience at 'Dozier & Dozier' Lawyers Inc. He only got to make coffee. 'I want to be a Barrister,' he said, 'not a Barista'.