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JLS - Still Flying High?

Boy Band sensation JLS have now revealed that they named themselves after 'Jonathan Livingston Seagull' - the character featured in the novella by Writer Richard Bach.

written by Nate John Won, 13 August 2014
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Mr Speaker Dishes Out Detention

Today, in Parliament, Master Dee of the Blue Party accused Master Gee of the Red Party, of '...not writing in pencil...' Mr Speaker has administered detentions accordingly.

written by Nate John Won, 13 August 2014
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Goodbye Greasy Tuesday

A new government bill has been passed, which deems the use of the term 'Fat Tuesday' as inappropriate. From now on, the Tuesday before Lent, is to be known as 'Horizontally-Challenged Tuesday'.

written by Nate John Won, 13 August 2014
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Can't Sing, Won't Sing

A brand new reality TV show begins this Autumn - 'Can't Sing, Won't Sing'. Contestants are to be assessed on their ability to sing off-key. Record numbers of applicants have been recorded.

written by Nate John Won, 13 August 2014
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Get Me Out Of Here!

A new series of the popular TV show 'I'm Not A Scarecrow - Get Me Outta' This Field' is to return this Summer. Members of The Rolling Stones are rumoured to be contenders.

written by Nate John Won, 13 August 2014
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The obese are finding clever ways to decrease food intake

Poor self-control largely explains why so many Americans are obese. The obese have begun bombing grocery stores and supermarkets near their homes in order to combat their undying desire to eat food.

written by Brandy Pasquino, 13 August 2014
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Fellaini bags last minute Brussel Sprout!

Man Utd were saved by a much maligned Belgian who in the last minute bagged a Brussel sprout and shot down a bunch of Oranges. Idiots jeering his every move also were made to swallow their crap!!

written by Jaggedone, 13 August 2014
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