Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 12 August 2014
Obama declares war on Putin!
Barack Obama has declared war on Putin because he prefers to attack an enemy he knows rather than one who he hasn't the foggiest idea who the hell ISIS are!
ISIS claim victory over Saddam Hussein
ISIS are marching forward in Iraq and have promised to drive over dead bodies to reach their goal, one of their high-level victims is Saddam Hussein!
Putin declares war on Iraq
Putin has declared war on Iraq because he has nothing better to do and is desperately in need of attention!
Fellaini begs Louis for exit!
Man U misfit has begged Louis van G to let him leave because Belgians do not like the Dutch and he would prefer to show off his skills in Naples with a Spanish trainer! Now who's Double Dutch!
Israel want Gaza Strip as casino!
Israel are determined to get rid of Palestinians in the Gaza Strip because they want to turn the place into a new Las Vegas; money my boy, money!
Vietnam will never be the same!
Robin Williams RIP and Vietnam will never be the same again!
Blooms Bieber punch
The poll is in ALL males from age 4 up would love to punch the sh*t out of Bieber if given a chance!
Now Bruno and Eubank consider gender change
Following Frank Maloneys highly publicised gender change more of the boxing community follow suit....
Russian separatists living it up!
As world media attention flows to Iraq, Russian separatists are having a bomb of a time because nobody gives a shit anymore about Putin!
Syria offer Iraqi refugees a bomb of a time!
Iraqi refugees rushing to the Syrian border have been welcomed with open arms as Syria offer them much of the same; bombs, tanks, death and destruction. It's Arabian solidarity!
Hitler seen in Jerusalem
Hitler seen in Jerusalam banging his head against the wall and asking god why he didn't finish the job! Israeli soldiers took him away for interrogation and a few tips on how to finish Palestine!
George Bush comes out of retirement
George Bush is coming out of retirement to finish of what he did not do, exterminate Iraq!
cracked genius, brilliant comedian, many demons, sums him up actually; sad day!