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Trim, Good-Looking 50ish Man Mysteriously Needs Viagra To Fix Broken Down Muscle Car

Seems like he used to be able to fix that car without the pills before, but he talked to his doctor about it. His doctor said he was healthy enough to perform light maintenance work.

written by Moe Nightwalker, 06 September 2013
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Thick Skull Finally Penetrated

VP of $1B company finally heard suggestions and ideas from others. His wife and employees jointly announced the breakthrough today.

written by Moe Nightwalker, 06 September 2013
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...no direction really

One Direction 'star' Liam Payne fire....damn it, I must use more accelerate next time!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 06 September 2013
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.....broakback benches.


Sex Education divides Nick Clegg and Michael Gove....they cannot decide which is the dominant one and who's turn it is to be on top!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 06 September 2013
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............Royal Snail?


Royal Mail to recruit 21,000 temporary Christmas postpersons ...few will be vetted so Great Aunt Freda's crotchless knickers are destined to go into limbo along with thousands of other gifts.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 06 September 2013
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Senator John McCain Gives 3-5 Odds That He Does Not Have Gambling Problem

Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) was caught on-camera playing pocket poker. Many thought he was actually playing pocket billiards, but that is another story.

written by Moose, 06 September 2013
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David Cameron

Eton Mess

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 06 September 2013
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Both sides oppose do-over in rape trial

"Are you kidding?" asks victim. "I'll redo a kneeing I once gave a guy also."

written by Bureau, 06 September 2013
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13 may have deadly brain disease

Unfortunately it's spreading at the G-20 Conference!

written by Bureau, 06 September 2013
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Earth's largest volcano found

"I don't see how we could have missed it for so long", says scientist.

written by Bureau, 06 September 2013
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Indian man coverts to Islam

"I've thought it over and decided that I preferred 19 virgins over coming back as a jackass. Duhhhh!"

written by Bureau, 06 September 2013
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Full Water Cooler Blown Up Not the Work of terrorists

"I spilled my cup which I had placed a couple of alka-seltzers and it landed in the top of the cooler that some worker forgot to close", says Janitor.

written by Bureau, 06 September 2013
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Weiner Says He's Never Been Pierced!

"But I do have a big tattoo on my rear end if you'd care to see it."

written by Bureau, 06 September 2013
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First Amish Player Signs With Houston

Nearly 60% shooting average from the floor, 90% from foul line but refuses to use a backboard that is from the devil!

written by Bureau, 06 September 2013
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Free World Tour

Old couples placed on floating iceberg getting a free tour of the world as huge chunk still floating. "No more hazardous than Cruise Line", one yells at reporter.

written by Bureau, 06 September 2013
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Will Smith might be in those Independence Day sequels after all, and more

Also, aliens say that if Will Smith is coming back, they would sign also!

written by Bureau, 06 September 2013
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Learn Free Meditation - Easily Meditate In Minutes

Better yet, get free medication. Or learn your plants and then you really will see visions. Two-Buck Chuck has helped many too. If you drink enough, you become a great vocalist.

written by Bureau, 06 September 2013
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Russia sends warship with 'special cargo' to Syria

I hope all these great leaders today would leave the rest of us out of pissing contests!

written by Bureau, 06 September 2013
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Voters heckle McCain over Syria war vote

Why not heckle the President who will make the final decision? You had no trouble protesting Bush! Your hypocrisy is obvious!

written by Bureau, 06 September 2013
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U.S to train Syrian soldiers in Jordan

Seems like they already know how to fight as they have been at it for hundreds of years. We did this first in Vietnam 50 years ago did we not?

written by Bureau, 06 September 2013
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'Suspected' US drone kills 6 in Pakistan

Probably members of al-Qaeda, whom we would be supporting in Syria.

written by Bureau, 06 September 2013
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Obama orders Pentagon to expand list of targets in Syria

Why not let these people settle their own affairs? We cannot police the world, especially when our own country is hurting.

written by Bureau, 06 September 2013
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Manning ties 44-year-old NFL passing record

Apparently one of the biggest kidney stones ever, but he had a great game last night!

written by Bureau, 06 September 2013
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FA Chairman Greg Dyke calls for England to win World Cup

in 2022. In Quatar. In searing hot heat. Even though England can't win the tournament in Europe, or Africa, or South America. Maybe by 2022 we'll have learnt to score all five penalties.

written by radiogagger, 06 September 2013
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Senator McCain, Sir Did You Just Yell Out 'Full House?"

Senator John McCain of Arizona was spotted playing poker on his iPhone during the senate hearings on Syria. He later said that he was actually monitoring his blood pressure. Hmmmmm.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 September 2013
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Well So Much For An Eastwood Cougar

Clint Eastwood, 83, was asked that now that he is getting divorced if he would consider dating an older woman. Eastwood shook his head and replied, "There are no older women."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 September 2013
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It Must Be Strike Happy Month

First the fast food workers went on strike for better wages. Now Walmart workers are on strike for better wages. What's next? New York City hookers go on strike for better wages?

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 September 2013
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Jack Nicholson Hangs Up His Cue Cards

Jack Nicholson retires from acting. Says he may ask Kobe Bryant to give him an assistant coach's position with the Lakers.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 September 2013
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George Clooney Misses Stacy Keibler

George Clooney was asked if he misses his ex-girlfriend Stacy Keibler. He remarked, "Only when I'm alone in bed."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 September 2013
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Kathy Griffin Will Remain A Redhead

Kathy Griffin says she was thinking of going blonde but then it would mess up her nickname; The Red Cougar.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 September 2013
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J.Lo Is Still Angry At Her Boy Toy

Jennifer Lopez is still very upset with her boy toy, Caspar for spilling the beans on her return to American Idol that she has threatened to take away his stash of Twizzlers.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 September 2013
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Is It Cold In Here?

Heidi Montag has said that the next procedure she is having done is to get permanently erected nipples.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 September 2013
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Mila Kunis Wants To Hear The Pitter Patter (Soon)

Mila Kunis has told Ashton Kutcher if his old skank of a wife Demi Moore does not divorce him soon, she is going to be too old to have babies.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 September 2013
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Chelsea Handler Does Like Da Brutha's

Talk show host and ex-carnival worker, Chelsea Handler is denying that she is dating the Los Angeles Lakers.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 September 2013
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Seat belt savior

WORCESTER, MA--Dr. Amit Sharma always preached that seatbelts save lives, but was still surprised to see a would-be mugger get shot dead by one.

written by rvler9201, 06 September 2013
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Obama: Chemical attacks make Syria top security risk

Then there must be a lot of security risks because a lot of us have them. Syria may have more, but apparently do not control all of them.

written by Bureau, 06 September 2013
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Video: Syrian Rebel Admits Using Chemical Weapons

Looks like Both using chemical weapons. Civilians caught in between as usual.

written by Bureau, 06 September 2013
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