Spoof news snippets from Sunday 29 September 2013
Rooney begs for transfer to Everton!
Wayne Rooney has demanded a transfer back to Everton because he just cannot stand "monkey off his back" Moyes. After yesterdays result several gorillas were seen jumping around Old Trafford!
West Brom plant banana skin under Moyes!
West Brom asked Moyes to slip on a banana skin and he fell for it, literally. The Baggies bagged United by the balls and afterwards monkey Moyes begged for a one way ticket back to Liverpool!