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Law restricting paparazzi to snap photos of stars' children now Calif. law -

If the paparazzi would all go out and get real jobs, there wouldn't be a need for such a law.

written by Samuel Vargo, 28 September 2013
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BBC: 'Bottled mucus may someday help with gut diseases' -

So rush out to your local pub and order yourself a pint or two. It helps if you're already smashed to down the snot, though.

written by Samuel Vargo, 28 September 2013
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Kanye West boasts to BBC that he's the "greatest rock star on the planet" -

What planet, Kanye? Mercury? Mars? Jupiter? Uranus? Perhaps some exoplanet not discovered yet?

written by Samuel Vargo, 28 September 2013
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Mozart Sussed at Last

UK Medical Assoc.Release; "This person had an "obsessive compulsive neurosis" and a "behavioural dsyfunction typical of problem gamblers. Medication would have helped". The subject? Wolfgang Mozart.

written by Auntie Matter, 28 September 2013
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Envoy to Iraq

A team of psychologists from the University of California have been sent to Iraq to study the origins of "conspiracy theory" among prisoners and survivors.

written by Auntie Matter, 28 September 2013
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......ding-a-ling!

Baroness Thatcher finally laid to rest...Christ, how much garlic and how many stakes and silver bullets did it eventually take?

written by Herrdoktorfox, 28 September 2013
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Obama really pissed

President Barack Obama, in a fit of pique, has ordered the nuclear destruction of Russia following his belittlement by Vladmir Putin over the Syrian crisis. "Bomb the pricks" he screamed at Pentagon.

written by whatinthe world, 28 September 2013
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Origami condom collapses, hurts

A new style of condom, the origami condom, hasn't flopped-it has collapsed. "I like to scream when I'm doing it," said Carlos Gomez of Harfold, Vermont. "But damn, not because I'm gettin' sliced up."

written by Lyndon, 28 September 2013
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Misprinted Headline Regarding Syria Not Good

A headline that was intended to read "United Nations Security Council Votes To Destroy Syria Chemical Weapons" was printed as "United Nations Security Council Votes to Destroy."

Not good.

written by Tony Bagodonutz, 28 September 2013
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Reincarnated Woman Calls BS On Acronymn "YOLO"

"LMAO!" she exclaimed, "I know better."

written by Tony Bagodonutz, 28 September 2013
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