Spoof news snippets from Thursday 26 September 2013
'White Widow worked in halal pie shop and got the runs' says Daily Mail
Maybe they cribbed the story from 'Barking Woman Behind Al Shabab Kebab Massacre', eh?
Miss Piggy joins Kermit in Smithsonian
Scientists are anxious to see if the two will mate in captivity, and if so what their offspring will look like.
Bondage event at Trumpton Village Hall faces cancellation
Due to industrial action by the Fire Brigade safety cannot be guaranteed. Officers Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert and Dibble will walk out over new contracts. Grub will remain on duty as cover.
Most Scots 'only feel Scottish'
However some Scots in the boarders will head south to cop a feel.
Supermarkets ditch 'psycho' outfits
This after a complaint from lawyers representing George Osbourne who asked them to desist from using their clients image for Halloween costumes.
Man With Stutter Loses Job As Auctioneer
"I duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, don't, th, th, th, think . . . .tha, tha, tha,that . . ." is all this reporter got out of the victim of discrimination before losing patience and giving up on the story.