Spoof news snippets from Monday 23 September 2013
Jersey Doctor Announces Zombies Are Real
A New Jersey doctor recently revealed that zombies are real and he has been married to one for 32 years. "She's a zombie all right, or maybe just brain dead," the man commented. "It's a shame."
Sheep no longer have to simply baa
Scientists at the Caledonian Institute for Sheep Studies have finally made a sheep tweet. "It turned out it was easy," said Dolly Ovine. "Turns out, you just need to sign them up to Twitter."
Guiness Announces Partnership with Gillette
The fact that an estimated 93,000 liters of Guiness are lost each year in mustaches and beards prompted the company to partner with Gillette razors. The new slogan is Shave it Dear, Drink More Beer!
Billy Ray Cyrus Proud of His Daughter
In a recent interview, Billy Ray Cyrus explained his daughter's outrageous behavior with love. "Miley is like the catepillar that enters the cocoon and emerges as a beautiful slut."