Spoof news snippets from Saturday 21 September 2013
Conspiracy Theorists Ambushed
New legislation in the US passed to outlaw internet conspiracy theorists who may now face a mandatory three years in prison if found guilty.
Cheap Dad's Day Ruined By "Replace Water Filter" Light on Refrigerator
Cheap Dad's whole day took a wrong turn suddenly. While looking for a generic can of soda, he was heard saying, "Dammit, again? How long do those freakin $50 filters last? I'm sick of this."
Facebook Tells Users To Go F@#k Themselvs
Facebook, the well-known social media giant, announced that they would share their members personal information "any way, any time and with anyone we damn well please!"
Twin Brothers Argue Over Who Is the Evil Twin
Twin brothers Tim and Tom Sacks were overheard arguing over which of them was the 'evil' twin. Each claimed to be the most evil and agreed that their Mum could have decided if they hadn't killed her.