Spoof news snippets from Friday 20 September 2013
Tar Tar for now
Smoking ban considered for prison inmates: "It's OK lads we'll open der gates and you can smoke on der outside....don't forget to send us a postcard!"
Republicans to Take Toys, Go Home
After 40 failed attempts to defund Obamacare, House Republicans intend to shut down the government, stick out tongues, and say, "Nyah, nyah, nyah".
Gary Busey Is Really Excited About His New Gig
Gary Busey to host the new reality game show, Okay, So Who's Doing What Drugs and Stuff?
The KKK Is Getting Into The Spy Drone Business
The Ku Klux Klan allegedly has a spy drone that they say they will use at NBA games this season.
Movie Companies Can Be Superstitious
Due to the dismal box office numbers of The Lone Ranger, the new Lion's Face Films movie, The Drone Ranger, will be getting a title change.