Spoof news snippets from Saturday 14 September 2013
........."It's in the bag cobbers!"
Dear Mr Clegg,
Please find enclosed, my cheque for 5p...kindly invest it in a plastic bag then put it on your head, tie a knot under your chin.....then do us all a favour and breath deeply!
...........he's got it covered!
Barking mad Nick Clegghorn-Foghorn of the Lib Dems Introducing Tax On Wrappers, On Sliced Bread,Tops On Yoghurt Pots, Condoms and cat food pouches!
New Fall Comedy Series Features Fat, Balding Wife And Hot, Younger Husband
She's dumb but means well. He's the smart one, but doesn't have a job. They both wear sweaters a lot and live in a nice house in a really expensive city. Her civil service job pays well apparently.