Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 11 September 2013
Parliamentary deputy speaker Nigel Evans:"I'm in limbo over sex charges!"....if I were you cobber I'd get out of 'limbo' before he makes a complaint!
Caught in a Trap...attoni
Ireland fail to qualify for world cup and willingly encourage him to walk on out
"Roy Hodgson Defends England"
EDL welcome a new, surprise member
In Bizarro-World News Today:
Syria has no chemical weapons and never used them, but is willing to turn them over anyways.
Wales loses 0-3 to Serbia -
The good people of Wales are shaking their heads asking, 'We didn't even know they had a football in Serbia. Maybe that's why they played in Cardiff.'
My my my, it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy!
Conservative MP Nigel Evans resigns as Commons Deputy Speaker, after being charged with offences including sexual assault, indecent assault and rape.
If it happened to the 'wild & wooly,' it could happen to us -
The BBC reports researchers claim climate change, not cavemen, drove the woolly mammoth to extinction.
"DAD HAS BIG BALLS!"
The BBC reports scientists claim there's a link between the size of a father's testicles and how active he is in bringing up his children.
Walmart to offer credit for smartphones -
But make sure you use your credit card, or a debit card, to pay for all this "credit" you're getting when you trade in your moldy old phone for a new one.
Detroit Area Burger Joint Will Pay Its Workers a $15 / Hour -
Moo Cluck Moo might have a funny name, but its workers are Moo Cluck Mooing all the way to their banks.