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Child being shamed by standing on street corner missing

Since the Amber Alert is shut down, here's what we got left to go on. A 14-year-old was holding a sign reading I'M A THIEF! when three men rolled up in a nice car and drove him away of his own accord.

written by Skews Me, 08 October 2013
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Donald Trump Says He Is Not Going To Be A Baby Daddy

Donald Trump has stated in no uncertain terms that the rumor that Omarosa is pregnant with his child is a lie that was probably started from somewhere within the White House.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 08 October 2013
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Octomom Wants Another Baby!

Nadya Suleman, alias Octomom, says that if Bruno Tonioli of Dancing With The Stars was not gay she would like to have his baby.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 08 October 2013
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LeAnn Rimes Keeps On Saying What She's Been Saying

LeAnn Rimes is so fed up with the husband stealing talk that she has decided to write and record a song called, "Hey Y'all, Lissen Up Now, I Ain't No Damn Husband-Stealing Tramp."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 08 October 2013
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Ann Coulter Says The Lesbian In The Photo Is Not Her

Ann Coulter has said that the alleged photo of her and Rosie O'Donnell engaged in an intimate embrace was photoshopped. Coulter said that everyone knows that Rosie is a brunette and not a blonde.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 08 October 2013
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Hey Mrs. Gosselin, Will The Third Time Be Any Different?

Kate Gosselin says she has been taking private dance lessons and would like to get another chance to show her stuff on Dancing With The Stars.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 08 October 2013
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David Letterman Is Learning How To Use Chopsticks

David Letterman has said that he has received an invitation from Kim Jong Un and his BFF Dennis Rodman to visit North Korea.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 08 October 2013
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The Wheeling-Dealing Mark Cuban

Mark Cuban says he is willing to buy the 0-5 New York Giants at their Blue Book value minus $50 million.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 08 October 2013
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Will The Real Chastity/Chaz Bono Please Stand Up

Chaz Bono says that the rumors of him wanting to go back to being a female are absolutely false.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 08 October 2013
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The Up and Down World of Elvis Presley's Little Girl

Lisa Marie Presley is upset with herself because she says she is eating like Kirstie Alley and starting to look like Wynonna Judd.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 08 October 2013
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Rihanna Has Not Quite Learned Her Lesson

Rihanna says that she would like to meet a guy who is just like ex-boyfriend Chris Brown minus all of the beatings of course.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 08 October 2013
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WTF 'Putin shows Abbott iron curtain over birthday cake snub'?

This is no time to be ironing them drapes, Vlad, leave it to KGB money laundering division

written by queen mudder, 08 October 2013
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World markets will be 'seriously pissed' if US govt fails to raise debt ceiling

Raise the debt ceiling? Hell, whaddabout raisin' the friggin White House roof?

written by queen mudder, 08 October 2013
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Brits plan to re-open Iranian embassy

About half a ton of gelignite under the front door should do it just like during the 1979 siege

written by queen mudder, 08 October 2013
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Nick Clegg's wife moaning on about 'absurd' labels holding back women

Poor Miriam, blames everything on an overdose of Prada corsets

written by queen mudder, 08 October 2013
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................Where's DiNozzo?

US actor Mark Harmon AKA Jethro Gibbs, of NCIS fame refuses to join spin-off UK series NCA: National Crime Agency due to poor pay offer!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 08 October 2013
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.."Chop chop!!"

New York Shopkeeper with a machete chases armed robber....obviously he wanted to offer the guy a cut price offer he could not refuse!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 08 October 2013
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Cameron not holding back

"If it wasn't for your pea brain ideas, I wouldn't be so miserable!" cried British PM David Cameron as local journalists questioned him about his declining opinion poll results. Holy heck, Batman!!

written by whatinthe world, 08 October 2013
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EDL leader Tommy Robinson quits group

In the Cabinet Reshuffle David Cameron asked Robinson to sit in the House of Lords as the new Minister for Race and Immigration.

written by John_L, 08 October 2013
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New Allergy Recorded

Brian Bramhope, holder of the world's longest sneezing fit record, turns out not to have had a permanent cold, as previously thought, but instead an allergy to tissues. "Who knew?" he said.

written by IainB, 08 October 2013
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