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Jack Wilshere pictured smoking, Arsene Wenger's not happy

"He is so sloppy when he passed it to me the roach was all wet." The manager said in a press conference.

written by John_L, 04 October 2013
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Happy birthday, income tax, you're 100 years old

Income Tax reached 100 years old Friday. However the shutdown scuppers plans to give the public a 100 day tax holiday to celebrate.

written by John_L, 04 October 2013
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Natural gas powered cars race at Silverstone

The event this Sunday is sponsored by Hinez Baked Beans.

written by John_L, 04 October 2013
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7 Ways The Mail Make You Feel like a Terrible Human Being

Of course you can feel like a better human being buy not buying 'The Daily Mail'

written by John_L, 04 October 2013
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'Vampire' foreclosures are what's keeping bank inventory high, analyst says

The undead are powerless to defend themselves against the bankers who have no hearts or souls.

written by John_L, 04 October 2013
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Delay GCSE entry charges, says schools leader

However Michael Gove still wants to bring in the £1000 fee for each student to pay before they can sit the exams from the end of this academic year.

written by John_L, 04 October 2013
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Rescued chimpanzee on birth control has twins

Keepers at Dorset Zoo were doubly shocked as there are no male Chimps at the zoo.

written by John_L, 04 October 2013
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Harley Davidson Announces New Model - "The Compensator"

The new bike will have a 3200cc engine, producing 237 horsepower and 267 ft./pounds of torque.

written by Moose, 04 October 2013
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Tragic Week in News

That's the Tory Conference for you

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 04 October 2013
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Dad disowns daughter

After viewing her latest video Billy Ray Cyrus has disowned his daughter Miley. The 52 year old said "She has fallen from the high standards I set with 'Achy Breaky Heart'"

written by John_L, 04 October 2013
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Obama angry

"If I don't wring their necks, so help me God" cried President Barack Obama after another day of lockdown on the Washington Capitol. Obama wants to lock up all Republicans in order to pass Obama-care.

written by whatinthe world, 04 October 2013
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Mysterious 'ugly woman' painting baffles Winchester couple

The couple have no idea who sent them the painting of TV star Miranda Hart but have no intention of keeping it in the house.

written by John_L, 04 October 2013
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As Halloween Approaches Pious Members of Religious Right Denounce Satan Followers

They say that the followers have too much of a "devil may care attitude."

written by Tony Bagodonutz, 04 October 2013
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The Other Side of Adam Lambert

Adam Lambert has just expressed a desire to appear in the play Romeo and Juliet and he said he wants to play the part of Juliet.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 October 2013
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Wolf Blitzer The Nazi?

CNN's Wolf Blitzer has denied the rumor that he has been asked by Spike Lee to play the part of Adolf Hitler in the comedy play Sieg Heil Bruthas.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 October 2013
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Susan Boyle Ready For A Career Change

Susan Boyle saying that she is bored with the entertainment business now wants to get her cosmetologist's license and become a hair stylist.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 October 2013
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Ann Coulter Reveals A Shocking Revelation

GOP political maven Ann Coulter says she is concerned about her biological system noting that all of a sudden she finds Rosie O'Donnell to be one hot, sexy babe.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 October 2013
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Paula Abdul Is Not A Happy Camper

Paula Abdul is reportedly so devastated at not being picked by her ex-boyfriend Simon Cowell to be a judge on X-Factor that she hopes his baby mama has sextuplets.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 October 2013
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Brett Favre Says That He Is Now The New Brett Favre

Brett Favre says that he thinks he may be over his flirting days as he has not flirted with a much younger woman in 48 hours.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 October 2013
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Oprah Winfrey Will Not Be A Mama

Oprah Winfrey told Larry King on The Viagra View that there was a time when she wanted to adopt Lindsay Lohan - but not no more, no how, no way, no sa.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 October 2013
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Kanye West Best Stay Away From Toby Keith

Country artist Toby Keith cannot stand rap artist Kanye West. In fact Toby recently said that if he ever sees West The Pest in person he will hit him so hard he'll knock most of the black off.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 October 2013
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Anderson Cooper - Mr. AC-DC

Anderson Cooper says that the talk about him no longer being gay is false as he pointed out that he is still as queer as a three dollar bill.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 October 2013
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Is Chris "The Babe Beater" Brown Mending His Ways?

Rihanna's ex-boyfriend Chris Brown remarked that he is proud of himself since he has gone for three whole days without hitting a woman.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 October 2013
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