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Should killer whales be kept in captivity?

Experts say, "Only at a tourist attraction."

written by Bureau, 27 October 2013
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Manager Ian Holloway leaves Crystal Palace citing illness and fatigue..

"The fans were sick and tired of me."

written by Paxton Quigley, 27 October 2013
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................louie lou-i

Not such a perfect day for Lou Reed, more a knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 27 October 2013
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Iran Still At It!

Continues to enrich uranium, pockets of political leaders. None of that nonsense going on here.

written by Bureau, 27 October 2013
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PAPER: Middle class gets Obamacare stinker shock!

I'm sorry. That should be Middle class gets Obamacare sticker shock!

written by Bureau, 27 October 2013
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Most People In Europe Cannot Answer This Question!

Since you're on the metric system, what do you call a foot-long hot dog?

written by Bureau, 27 October 2013
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Hearse stopped & checked from carpool lane.

"We're headed to the cemetery you idiot! See all those cars with their lights on pulled over behind us? And just how are we going to tell you if those ashes are human?"

written by Bureau, 27 October 2013
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True Facts From Snoops #2266

According to Snoops: 90% of men who are dating & dinning out will chose sea salt instead of regular salt even though they can't tell the difference. "None of that regular stuff for me!"

written by Bureau, 27 October 2013
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Key U.S. official faces grilling over how Obamacare website became fiasco

"It's not Fiasco! That's where callers make their first mistake. By calling Obamacare Fiasco!"

written by Bureau, 27 October 2013
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Zombie Julia Child to Speak Halloween Night

Last year Julia spoke about the wonders of Raising Brain Cereal.

written by Bureau, 27 October 2013
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7.3 quake strikes near Japan

Still more crap hits the fan, or rather, ocean.

written by Bureau, 27 October 2013
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Another celeb couple calls it quits

No we don't know bu just pick one and wait a little while.

written by Bureau, 27 October 2013
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Deployed soldier's huge surprise

"I sure wasn't expecting downtown Las Vegas!"

written by Bureau, 27 October 2013
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Teacher sends class nude pics

Claims they are for the classes where she warns them about pornography. "Besides, I'm 61 and had to have them retouched so they wouldn't get sick or scared"

written by Bureau, 27 October 2013
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Obamacare data: Not what it seems

Well maybe there's hope after all because no one can read it anyway. So how can it 'not be what it seems'?

written by Bureau, 27 October 2013
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Tehran: Take down anti-U.S. billboards

"Looks like they are taking care of getting rid of their country all on their own!"

written by Bureau, 27 October 2013
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NRA: Good News (?)

NRA spokesman points out that most people killed of late have been from stabbings, not guns.

written by Bureau, 27 October 2013
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Sebelius: Progress Being Made on Health Site

"We signed up two more for Obamacare yesterday."

written by Bureau, 27 October 2013
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Jacksonville trying to turn season around

Sign five sumo wrestlers to man the front line. Plan on bringing the old "Wedge" formation and running the ball.

written by Bureau, 27 October 2013
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Bullies: They're not just in middle school #2

If you think I'm wrong, well you better check this snippet or else!!! (Where's the lunch money, by the way?).

written by Bureau, 27 October 2013
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Bullies: They're not just in middle school

If you don't believe that, you will pay for it, my friend, and you will pay dearly!

written by Bureau, 27 October 2013
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Storm Forecast

The end of the world as we know it is forecast for Britain. Next week has been cancelled.

written by j.w., 27 October 2013
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