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WWII Vets Cross Closed Line

Underground members of al-Qaeda seen scurrying from country like rats from a sinking boat

written by Bureau, 02 October 2013
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True Facts From Snoops #201

Snoops: The Lone Ranger was alone because of bad body odor. Tonto had bad adenoids.

written by Bureau, 02 October 2013
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Veterans swarm 'closed' WWII memorial, knock politicians

Korean and Viet Nam Vets making plans. Slogan favorite thus far: "Let's Burn The Place Down While They're Gone!"

written by Bureau, 02 October 2013
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Law leaves Georgia's biggest hospital $45M short.

Just an idea..but I'd try Vanderbilt just up I-65!

written by Bureau, 02 October 2013
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Pope Francis stirs debate yet again with interview with an atheist Italian journalist

"Also, what's wrong with worshiping a golden calf...a pet ferret?"

written by Bureau, 02 October 2013
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Obamacare Fines to be Seized From Bank Accounts?

Public gets ready to make run on banks.

written by Bureau, 02 October 2013
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Writer Tom Clancy Dead At 66

Will be buried in a amazingly twisted plot!

written by Bureau, 02 October 2013
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9 out of 10 IRS workers sent home

But 100,350,000 still on the job. "We need staff to count money coming in", says spokesman.

written by Bureau, 02 October 2013
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CBSNEWS warns 'global warming' could raise temperatures 212 degrees!

Then again, it might drop to 75 below zero like we reported in the 1960s.

written by Bureau, 02 October 2013
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Physicist Explains Rationale For Olympic Bobsled Hopeful Lolo Jones 9000 Calorie Daily Diet

"You see, when heavier things move down hill, they gain more momentum and pick up more speed than lighter things," stated military physicist Captain Obvious.

written by Tony Bagodonutz, 02 October 2013
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Could Obamacare crash the system?

Nope! System crashed years ago. Been running on debt, around the world, longer than expected.

written by Bureau, 02 October 2013
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Cave Has Global Warming?

Huge cave discovered in China with own weather system! Al Gore heads that way immediately.

written by Bureau, 02 October 2013
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Plenty of Exposure

The National Broadcasting Company has decided to show a smiling photo of President Obama 24-hours a day during shutdown! Not that they're showing any favors.

written by Bureau, 02 October 2013
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Michael Jackson death trial Verdict In!

"We the jury agree that Michael Jackson is indeed, dead as a doorknob!" Judge throws fit.

written by Bureau, 02 October 2013
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"I Blame Bush!"

Joe Biden blames chronic constipation on government shutdown!

written by Bureau, 02 October 2013
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FBI shuts down notorious Silk Broad drug website

That's the last time Federal employees suffer the indignity of purchasing a fake online wrap

written by queen mudder, 02 October 2013
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Head of Iranian cyber warfare shot dead in suspected drive-by-shooting

Witnesses say his PC hard drive pulled out a .45 and let him have it

written by queen mudder, 02 October 2013
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US government shutdown is really hurting day-to-day stuff

Expect the Capitol Hill trash dumpsters to be overflowing into the streets of DC before anyone decides to back down

written by queen mudder, 02 October 2013
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Is Woody Allen's son Ronan possibly Frank Sinatra's?

DNA tests show Mia Farrow blue-eyed boy was maybe conceived by a THIRD, unnamed man

written by queen mudder, 02 October 2013
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UKIP is a fascist party says Lord Heseltine

Takes one to know one, UKIP's Nigel Farage replies, as battled for Nazi hearts and minds goes up a gear

written by queen mudder, 02 October 2013
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Cameras will follow David Cameron's family

TV Cameras will follow all the members of David Cameron's family for a reality TV show, with the exception of Samantha Cameron, who will hold the camera, called the SamCamCam.

written by IainB, 02 October 2013
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Obama Takes Shelter Under Tree at Golf Course

Until mushroom clouds leave and the sun comes back out.

written by Bureau, 02 October 2013
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A-B-C

Do-nothing-Dave vows Tories will build a better Britain...after you with the LEGO bricks cobber!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 02 October 2013
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US Government Partial Shutdown

So more a Government Log-Off then

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 02 October 2013
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Fred Talbot escapes from prison

Fred Talbot, the disgraced former weather man from This Morning, is being hunted by the police. "We think he's skipped the country," said one police officer.

written by IainB, 02 October 2013
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Steve Miller Admits to Still Being "A Joker", "A Smoker", but No Longer "Midnight Toker"

"Kinda getting too old for that nowadays," stated the old rocker, "don't get my loving on the run either. It's pretty much dinner, some t.v., a lowball, a little smoke, and goodnight by ten."

written by Tony Bagodonutz, 02 October 2013
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"Isn't It Ironic?" by Alanis Morisette Ironically Disliked by Most Ironic Hipsters

Oh the irony. Now Isn't THAT ironic, don't ya think?

written by Tony Bagodonutz, 02 October 2013
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