Pathologist Disects Republican Congressman
Finds enlarged spleen, liver. Heart unaccountably missing. Brain abnormal.
Marquee at Maryville High School in Missouri says "Home of the Spoofhounds"
Wrong! I thought that the "home of the spoofhounds" is right here at "The Spoof."
Satire News Writers Crush on ACTUAL News Anchor
Tony Bagodonutz, satire writer, would like to say that he is absolutely enamored with Robin Meade of "HLN Morning Express" Fame. That is all.
Get Well Soon
Republicans have traded in their tea for some chicken soup. As soon as they feel better, they are going to kick Ted Cruz down the road.
Circle the Clichés, Boys
Congress is putting more boots on the ground to kick the can down the road.
Congress considers putting more boots on the ground to kick the can down the road.
Boyle and your toilet
Singer, Susan Boyle, has patented an instrument for removing mould from toilet cisterns. She will now consider compering a home improvement program on BBC instead of singing for her supper.
Study: Large Number of Fast-Food Workers Need Public Assistance
Really? You needed to do a "Study" to figure that one out?
Washington State Second State in the Union to Legalize Marijuana
President George Washington is rolling over in his grave . . . giggling hysterically and craving junk food.