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Obamacare Be Damned!

Hundreds of thousands of doctors, nurses and medics marched on the White House today to demand free medicare for the nation and an end to wasting money on wars.
Only kiddin'!

written by Auntie Matter, 13 October 2013
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Google plans to use your identity for their ads!

So when the federal government gets back on track (if the day actually comes), call the NSA and complain!

written by Samuel Vargo, 13 October 2013
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Cavemen More Advanced than 21st Century Humankind:

Eons ago, our ancestors learned to recycle the objects they used, collecting rejected & busted flint & bone tools to make new utensils. And they didn't have facebook, Google, Microsoft or Amazon!

written by Samuel Vargo, 13 October 2013
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National Pet Obesity Survey: "80 million pets are obese"

Celebrate National Pet Obesity Day this Wednesday: Give Fido & Snowball triple rations. Keep them beside you as you eat ice cream, potato chips, drink beer, and watch football & soaps.

written by Samuel Vargo, 13 October 2013
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Autoerotic asphyxiation possible in Ariel Castro's death -

Life without parole is so, so boring. Shucks, he lost out with a death sentence by hanging, firing squad, guillotine, or electrocution (all these would've given him a good jolt, too).

written by Samuel Vargo, 13 October 2013
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Cell phone technology gives grieving families a way to hear their loved ones' voices long after they've passed.

But even with the most advanced technology, dead loved ones' voices can't be kept forever. So be really mean to your loved ones so they haunt you until you die.

written by Samuel Vargo, 13 October 2013
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People in 17 states found they were unable to use their food stamp debit cards Saturday -

Really? After a group of rich, elderly, white men have closed down the federal government, how is this possible in the USA?

written by Samuel Vargo, 13 October 2013
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When you get mad at youngsters playing music too loud, or

Upon seeing a pregnant teen or a kid in trouble with the law, consider that a small number of elderly, rich, white men shut down the United States government!

written by Samuel Vargo, 13 October 2013
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