Revolution Against "Evolution"
Car designers are striking over adverts that feature the word "evolution" when referring to their latest creations. They want the credit and claim, "In the beginning was a blank sheet of paper."
Alzheimer's Breakthrough Latest
The scientist who discovered a chemical cure for Alzheimer's disease has forgotten where he put the formula.
Russell Brand Colorado Bound
Russell Brand has hinted that he may be moving to Colorado to take in some of that state's nice, pot permeated air.
Stacy Keibler Said No To Rosie O'Donnell
Stacy Keibler turned down a role that would have had her starring as Rosie O'Donnell's lesbian interest. Stacy said she has nothing against lesbians, but added that Rosie is just too gosh darn short.
Sandra Bullock Is Concerned About Her Eggs
Sandra Bullock has stated that she fears that all of that flying around she did for the movie Gravity may have caused her to become sterile.
Kate Hudson Says It's Time
Kate Hudson said she may be going in to have a twofer done. She stated she wants to have her one ear that sticks out pinned back plus she figures it's time to have her little boobies enhanced.
Ryan Seacrest Has A Request
Ryan Seacrest recently told Larry King on The Viagra View that he wants everyone to stop calling him Peaches. King grinned, touched his glasses, and replied, "It ain't gonna happen Peaches. Trust me."
Obama throws in towel
US President Barack Obama will resign the Presidency at noon tomorrow unless the entire Union decides to dispense with logical reason and become a federal body of independent states. What? USA,USA!!!!
Taxidermy to be Compulsory in US schools.
Education Secretary Max Knutt declares that taxidermy is now compulsory in all schools."Kids must get used to the idea of having their insides removed." Britain and Europe to follow suit.