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No Time Machine Please

Scientists say that a Time Machine would prove a negative mood when once you are shown what actually happened at the time.

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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Obamas might stay in DC after 2016

Rand Paul: "I don't think they'll want to show their heads anywhere else."

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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Rouhani: Iran's nuclear plants to stay

"Papers American President was holding up must have been the ones from the White House toilet! Ha!"

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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Joe Biden Gets Feeling he Might Be Blamed & Fired #3

In 1548, Nostradamus wrote: "And the second guy, won't even know why, but the Reider sat where the Biden had Biden five years before! Ah cha cha cha!!"

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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Joe Biden Gets Feeling he Might Be Blamed & Fired #2

For one thing, his new office is in a brand new, 2014, Olive Painted Dumpster Behind White House!

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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Joe Biden Gets Feeling he Might Be Blamed & Fired

Asked over what, he replied "Oh, he'll think of something."

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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Saddam Hussan Lawyer Speaks Out

"He said he'd rather hang than spend another hour in that spider hole. Said it was haunted."

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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'Tax havens' to share details with IRS.#2

There's a whole lot of sweating going on around the world over hidden fortunes with no taxes ever paid!

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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'Tax havens' to share details with IRS.

So many calls to Cayman Islands that the system goes down. Maybe there are enough crooks with hidden money there it will pay our debt way down.

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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Man With Two Heads Seeks Compensation From U.N. Commission Of Proverbs

emphatically stating, "If you really think two heads are better than one, you should try walking a mile in my shoes."

written by Wire Piddle, 29 November 2013
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"Black Friday Is Not Enough," Say UK Retailers

'As it's so easy to whip shoppers into a spending frenzy,' said a UK retailers' spokesman, 'we are considering the introduction of "Hysteria Saturday" and "Psychotic Sunday" to follow "Black Friday."'

written by Swan Morrison, 29 November 2013
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Crustacean Invasion! Millions of Red Crabs Take Over Australia's Christmas Island

Wife upset: "Your mother lives with us and now we move to crab island...you said Christmas!!"

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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Obamacare Scary?

Hundreds of doctors have left the states, a lot of them to study Voodoo medicine in Haiti.

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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December Shows Promise

December jobs report seen showing greater hiring. Whoops. Sorry Mr. President I put your message out too early. I won't do it again.

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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Three unpublished J.D. Salinger stories appear online

Several early readers say they were a little disappointed in "Catcher In The Haystack".

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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Journal retracts genetically modified corn study that found tumor risk in rats

The Government can give out a lot of money to keep things quiet. Researchers show rats with tumors and say Journal gave in to pressure. 'Genetically modified corn is a killer', say researchers.

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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Oakland Says Cowboys Are Quitters

"Come on. We were used to playing on Sunday. You guys sneaked up on us!"

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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Poll: More say nation not doing well

Typical: "Oh no! We're not doing well at all. I don't think we'll be here for long. But when it's your time to go, it's your time to go."

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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Jimmy Carter's grandson hopes to capitalize on nostalgia for Carter years.

Oh Great! Twenty percent interest charges on credit cards, home mortgages, car financing. We sure do remember those golden days.

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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Man's jaw, nose shattered in another 'knockout' attack.

Apparently old retired boxers hired by people to knock out their enemies.

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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Mall mayhem!

Shopping, screaming, running gun battles last all night.

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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SALVATION ARMY kettles stolen..#3

Salvation Army Chief says that next year his troops will be armed! "We're an Army, aren't we?"

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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SALVATION ARMY kettles stolen..#2

Kittle returned empty with note saying "Sorry, but I need that new video game bad."

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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SALVATION ARMY kettles stolen.

Older woman who was ringing the bell and asking for help was Knocked Out!

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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Shopper Kicked Out Of WALMART For Filming Fight.

This is disgusting behavior. But you can see it on Utube and it's wild! I watched it ten times!

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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Mike Tyson to Piers: Obamacare is bad

Mike: "That's not the way I said hit! I say 'Man, that sucka is baaaad!"

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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Driverless cars coming soon

There it is! Better run as it's not on the road anymore!

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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Argentina's new Falklands threat

China now says that it owns it and will keep flying jets overhead.

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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What happened to the WalMart Greeters?

"We had to stop. On Black Fridays, 111 had lost their lives."

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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Thanksgiving: Shopping Tops Turkey!

and, Crowd tops the trampled!

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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True Facts From Snoops #345

According to Snoops: The most things consumers talk about at WalMart are, "OOOhh, clean up on aisle three", "Hey, watch where you're going!" and "OH Boy! Did you see the size of that ass back there?"

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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Kate Middleton Exposes Herself Yet Again

After flaunting her tits and being daily tabloid fodder the Princess seems determined to emulate Miley Cyrus as she disregards her skirt and shows some thigh

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 29 November 2013
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True Facts From Snoops #175

According to Snoops: The rock group Grand Funk Railroad took their name from a former leader of the KKK, The Grand Funk, who was rode out on a rail in Jasper, Alabama.

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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True Facts From Snoops #115

According to Snoops: Only one person in a thousand will recall the short scene where Cat Ballou stated that she had a brother named Cat Dander or "Kit" Dander as he was usually called!

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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True Facts From Snoops #1115

According to Snoops: SpongeBob SquarePants was named after surgeon Bob Southerland, who has left over 20 sponges in patients he has operated on.

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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True Facts From Snoops #776

According to Snoops: Contrary to popular belief, a "Necktie Party" in the old west was when a salesman gave out free beer and buffalo jerky to those who attended a party to buy a necktie.

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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German policeman held for death of man he met on cannibal website

Police asked anything he said: "The same old thing they all say, "He tasted like chicken."

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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How to Sound Informed About the News at Thanksgiving Dinner

Just keep your mouth full and every once in awhile, point at the person talking, point at him/her and nod.

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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Amish Break One tradition

"It is now OK to have and drive a car", says leading elder. "However, it can only be a pre-1930's model."

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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What do men feel when they look at a beautiful car?

"Wow! Look at that. That should really draw the babes!"

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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New Store Problem on Black Friday

"Some bigger people are getting others down and stealing their clothes they have on!"

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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Americans kick off 2-day holiday shopping marathon

Only two days of the year that "Knocking Out" legal!

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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REPORT: Scientists discover 'world's oldest public toilet' #2

Also, poop contained parts of Neanderthal. "Back to the drawing board", say scientists.

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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REPORT: Scientists discover 'world's oldest public toilet'

...used by dinosaurs. Also remains of fury creatures they used to wipe themselves.

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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Retailers Pray For Dine and Dash.

But it doesn't happen. "Many ran through here shopping while gnawing on a turkey leg", says one manager.

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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Obamacare: Lack of Doctors May Worsen.

However, Joe Biden says that the rate of fake doctors may triple! "There's always a silver lying", he reminds Americans.

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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Simon Kowill Mothercare Designer

Simon Kowell is a closet Mothercare baby clothes designer and has secretly been so since 1988

written by Auntie Jean, 29 November 2013
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Correspondence From China:

Man who fart in church sits in own pew - Confucius

written by Harry Buttz, 29 November 2013
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Can Obamacare site handle the traffic?

Kind of late to ask that. It hasn't gotten off to a very good non-start.

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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Where are all those $1 coins?

Waiting for the one who pledged them to us to complete anything else he pledged.

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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Mike Tyson Threatens Santa

"Old Red, you betta bring cash or I gonna hurt you bad. Eat all your deer's ears!"

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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Russia launches new 'stealth' submarine.

United States launches hundreds of heavily armed stealth dolphins.

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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Report: Obama asks for 'breather'.

Oprah asks "How about a heavy breather?"

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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Netanyahu vows to banish 'darkness' of Iran nuclear program.

"We're sure not going out of here without taking out the whole Middle East next time."

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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Kanye on Obama's Failures: 'Black People Don't Have the Same Connections as Jewish People'.

"That sure didn't help me and Al Gore a few years ago", says Joe Lieberman.

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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Teen Charged with Terroristic Threat After Lighting Toilet Paper Roll on Fire.

"He sure scared the crap out of me", says Old Ms Pettytush, the English teacher. "He'll be chewing gum in class next!"

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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Minnesota Man Thrown in Abu Dhabi Prison Over YOUTUBE Parody.

We need to stick together. If any Spoof writer see any Abu Dhabi police near, please watch my back and I'll watch yours. Right now I have the Hispanic Griswolds across the street so I see everything.

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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REPORT: NSA Spied on G20 Summit.

During which, the United States were accused of spying and saying "Ridiculous!"

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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True Facts From Snoops #775

According to Snoops: Doctors are excited about a new small working defibrillator that will replace Viagra and all its competitors.

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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True Facts From Snoops #19

According to Snoops: Despite their looks, a full 20% of all electric cars are not all that funny looking.

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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True Facts From Snoops #190

According to Snoops: The Book of Mormon was named after it's writer, Joseph Smith.

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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True Facts From Snoops #119

According to Snoops: The thong worn by Mamie Eisenhower in the Smithsonian are fake. The real ones were stolen in 1981.

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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China Claims to Have 'Cleaned' Internet With Rumor Crackdown.

Sends message translated "We now more good at removing dirty underwear poop!" Ten year old youth arrested.

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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China Sends War Planes to Newly Declared Air Zone.

Japan, United States and Japan join pissing contest!

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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Christmas Tree Shields Family From Bullets In Drive-By Shooting.

Father tells police: "I don't know what that gang had against that poor tree."

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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NY TIMES, NPR: Knock-Out No big deal.

Several employees get knocked out in parking lots.

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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'Knockout' thugs target student walking down hallway at high school.

School janitor throws commode water from stopped-up toilet at attackers who run away. "Stinking little farts!"

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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Spider Man suffers puncture wound at Macy's parade.

Most suspect The Green Goblin. Either the Goblin or a new villain. Then it could have been a child with a pea shooter! You know how these things get 'blown' out of hand!'

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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Authorities recommend "Do Not Overshop!"

"Shop till you drop and you'll be trampled within minutes!"

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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