There were 1,366 spoof news snippets published in November 2013. A selection of the best rated snippets is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.

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Gary Busey Knows His Solar System

Gary Busey says that the first time he met Joan Rivers he swears he thought she was a friggin space alien.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 November 2013
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Lindsay Lohan Is Very Happy With Herself

Lindsay Lohan has said that the rumor that she is going in to have a frecklectomy is totally baseless.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 November 2013
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Jessica Simpson Has Gotten Back Into Her Daisy Duke Short Shorts

Jessica Simpson says she has been approached about starring in a Dukes of Hazzard movie titled, The Dukes of Hazzard: Daisy Duke Gets Gang Tickled.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 18 November 2013
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Rush Limbaugh Loves The Amish People

Rush Limbaugh has just said that he loves the CD, A Collection of Amish Dance Tunes so much that he will be giving a copy to everyone on his Christmas list.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 November 2013
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From The Mouths of Babes (Honey Boo Boo)

Honey Boo Boo was recently asked which individual she least admires. She grinned and said that it's a tie between Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter and Sarah "Reindeer Ovaries" Palin.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 November 2013
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Ozzy Osbourne Knows His Music

Ozzy Osbourne told Yippie-Ki-Yay Magazine that his all-time favorite album is Journey Plays The Hits of Foreigner, Foreigner Plays The Hits of Survivor, and Survivor Plays The Hits of Journey.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 November 2013
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The Principal Said The Purse Was Kinda Cute

A 13-year-old boy in Kansas was suspended for taking a Vera Bradley Purse to school. The principal said he was not sent home because of the purse but because of his Kim Kardashian Open-Toed Pumps.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 08 November 2013
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Senator John McCain - The Olé Senator

Arizona Senator John McCain says he is sick and tired of all of the ongoing immigration rhetoric. He suggests to just make Mexico the 51st state and be done with the whole darn problem.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 08 November 2013
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The Mayor of Toronto is Cracking Up

Canadian citizens Celine Dion and Shania Twain both suggest that Toronto's crack-smoking mayor Rob Ford be deported to Detroit.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 08 November 2013
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The Hulk - Cancelled

NBS has disappointed fans by announcing that the new series of the Hulk has been cancelled, after David Banner received Anger Management Therapy.

written by IainB, 14 November 2013
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Justin Bieber's Career Is Heading South

Justin Bieber is concerned that his career could be going downhill as he learns that sales of his latest album Justin Bieber Sings The Songs of Liberace has only managed to sell 37 copies nationwide.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 November 2013
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The Rolling Stones Are In Talks With Kanye West

The Rolling Stones want to buy the rights to the album Kanye West's Tribute To The Dust Bowl Days because they plan to produce a film on that sad period in American history.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 November 2013
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Taylor Swift And That One Little Grudge

Taylor Swift has a fantastic memory and she knows the lyrics to the songs of every artist except for one. She says that Kanye West is still a low life snake-in-the-grass.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 November 2013
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Lady Gaga and Perez Hilton: Two Angry People

The Lady Gaga - Perez Hilton feud has escalated. After all of the tirades, invectives, and insults directed at each other, Lady Gaga has now challenged Perez to a no holds barred wrestling match.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 November 2013
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Kate "The Great Mama" Gosselin Makes A Surprise Statement

Kate Gosselin who has 8 children recently commented that she would like to have 4 more to make it an even dozen.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 November 2013
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The Government Is Going On A Trans Kick

The U.S. government has announced that it will be focusing on the matter of trans fats. It hints that next on the agenda will be the issue of transgenderism.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 08 November 2013
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Ke$ha Is Thrilled At The Sales of Her Latest Album

Ke$ha's newest album titled Ke$ha Performs The Most Popular Love Songs of World War I has just been named the #1 album in Poland, New Guinea, and Lower Zamgola.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 November 2013
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Bandini Borrapelli Is Looking Around For A Civil War Story To Film

Movie director Bandini Borrapelli has stated that when he makes a Civil War motion picture he is going to secure the rights to the fantastic album Accordion Songs From The Civil War.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 November 2013
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Ma and Pa Kettle Are Coming Back

The Lions Face Motion Picture Company will be filming a remake of one of the hilarious Ma and Pa Kettle films. They plan to use the music from the album Celine Dion's Favorite Hillbilly Classics.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 November 2013
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Hot Diggity Dog

One of New Jersey Governor Chris Christie's favorite foods is Chocolate Covered Hot Dogs.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 November 2013
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Paula "Giddy Up" Deen

Most people are not aware of the fact that Paula Deen has a Shetland pony that she named Buttah.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 November 2013
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Kristen "Still The Smirk" Stewart

Kristen Stewart has said that she does not want anyone to call her "Smirk" Stewart anymore. K-Stew remarked that she has lowered her daily smirks number down from 43 to 31.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 November 2013
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NASCAR's Danica Patrick Is Very Upset

After losing a race to her boyfriend, Ricky Stenhouse, Jr., NASCAR cutey Danica Patrick says she is considering retiring from the oval track.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 November 2013
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Cher Says She Is Not Judgemental

Since appearing as a guest judge on Dancing With The Stars, Cher says she has been asked to be a guest judge on X-Factor, The Voice, and Judge Judy.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 18 November 2013
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Cheech Marin and His First Hand Smoke

Cheech Marin recently said that if all of the marijuana cigarettes that he smoked were placed end-to-end they would reach from the moon to Willie Nelson's mouth.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 18 November 2013
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Iran - Metaphorically Speaking

Iran is insisting that Israel surrender or else she will be swallowed up like Kirstie Alley devouring a Hostess Twinkie.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 08 November 2013
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Department store merger

After the success of the merger of HMV and H&M to make H&MV, two major department stores are to merge and will henceforth be known as Primarks and Spencer.

written by IainB, 08 November 2013
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The Meanest Comedian In The History of American Television

Don Rickles, known as The Angry Comedian, celebrated his 103rd birthday by spitting on his birthday cake, his nose, his shoes, and his crotch region.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 November 2013
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Tommy Lee Jones Should Best Be Ignored

Tommy Lee Jones has been named The Grouchiest Actor of The Decade. Jones has been known to actually bite fans who requested his autograph.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 November 2013
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The Ever Mumbling Sylvester Stallone

Sylvester Stallone has admitted that he was cured of his mumbling years ago, but his agent told him to continue the mumbling act because that was his trademark.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 November 2013
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The New Antonio Banderas

Antonio Banderas, who is 53, has said that he is changing his name to the anglicized version; Tony Flags.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 November 2013
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Gary Busey Mentions His Two Favorite Albums

Gary Busey said George Strait's album George Strait Performs The Songs of Beyonce is his second all-time favorite album. He said his favorite is Four Way Street by Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 November 2013
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New Police Kettling Technique

After developing kettling to control unruly crowds, police have now found a way to stop them boiling over into violence: Somebody watches.

written by IainB, 13 November 2013
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Russell Brand Talks About His Ex-Wife (Katy Perry)

Russell Brand was asked if there was anything that he missed about his ex-wife Katy Perry. He grinned like the cat that swallowed the canary and replied, "Yeah mate...her left one and her right one."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 November 2013
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Chevy Chase - Persona Non Grata

Due to his extremely bad attitude Chevy Chase says that he can't even find work as Gary Busey's stand in.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 18 November 2013
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Gary Busey Will Need A Special License

Gary Busey has expressed a desire to travel to Mars and drive around the planet in the land rover Curiosity.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 November 2013
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Sarah Palin Needs To Stay In Alaska And Cook and Eat Everything She Shoots

Sarah "The Loose Moose" Palin has been asked by President Obama and Vice-President Biden to stay out of the Lower 48 as much as possible because she has become the nation's #1 disruptive element.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 November 2013
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Adam Lambert - The Undisputed King of Glitter

Adam Lambert has said that he plans to change his middle name to Glitter.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 November 2013
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Wolf Blitzer Gets A Call From PETA

Wolf Blitzer has stated that PETA has asked him to change his first name from Wolf to Wally or Willie, or Woody.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 November 2013
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Iran declares 'lack of trust' at nuke talks.

"I don't blame them", says Iranian representative. "I wouldn't trust us either."

written by Bureau, 21 November 2013
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Hydrogen cars could be headed to showroom near you

Also, new Helium Cars may run on the highway, fields and over water.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2013
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Pastor defies faith to marry son

First recorded case ever of a father marrying his own son.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2013
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Gov't announces new motor coach, bus seat belt regulations

Doesn't include school buses. "We can always have MORE kids", says Washington.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2013
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EasyJet, Airbus team create world's first man-made ash cloud

Others expected to follow. Greenpeace biting it's toenails.

written by Bureau, 16 November 2013
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'People In Glass Houses Shouldn't Throw Stones,' Says Sri Lankan President After Call For Abuses Inquiry

'This is wise advice for all glass house owners,' said a spokesman for the UK glass house builders association, 'even if it does come from someone who should be investigated for human rights abuses.'

written by Swan Morrison, 16 November 2013
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J.Lo Rules (That's For Sure)

Jennifer Lopez has stated that since she is 18 years older than her boy toy Casper Smart, she is the one who gets to wear the pants and have all of the say.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 November 2013
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Woody "All In The Family" Allen

Woody Allen has revealed in an interview with Barbara Walters that before he married his step-daughter he had planned to marry his grandmother but didn't because she was not that good a cook.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 November 2013
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UK Intelligence Chiefs Answer All Questions Posed By The Intelligence And Security Committee

'The fact that they did so before we asked them the questions,' admitted Committee chairman, Sir Malcolm Rifkind, 'is a further matter of concern in relation to covert surveillance.'

written by Swan Morrison, 07 November 2013
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Gordon Ramsay Reveals His Favorite Movie For 2013

Chef Gordon Ramsay of the TV show Hell's Kitchen stated that his favorite movie of 2013 was The Saga of The Sadistic Vampire Chef.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 November 2013
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Rihanna's Food Analogy

Rihanna explained her addiction to Chris "The Beater" Brown as sort of like Kirstie Alley's addiction to food.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 November 2013
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Anne Heche: Taking The Lesbianite Highway Back To The World of Straightness

Anne Heche remarked that living with Ellen "The Control Freak" DeGeneres turned her back to being straight pretty damn quick.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 18 November 2013
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Childhood trauma may contribute to teen weight problems

Psychiatrists recommend not allowing kids under six to go with you to WalMart after 10PM.

written by Bureau, 13 November 2013
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Rosie Perez - The Original Voice

Actress Rosie Perez who has one of the highest shrilled voices in the entertainment business says she's working on lowering her voice. She said she's been taking male hormones and spitting a lot.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 November 2013
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The New and Improved Penn & Teller

After Penn & Teller's Raymond Teller threatens to break up the team, Penn Jillette agrees to change the name to Teller & Penn.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 November 2013
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Anderson Cooper Has Alec Baldwin All Figured Out

Anderson Cooper told Jay Leno that he thinks that the reason why Alec Baldwin is always angry is because deep down inside he is a fairy and he wants to dance with Dancing With The Stars' Derek Hough

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 November 2013
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Terrorists Here!

EXCLUSIVE: 'Dozens' of Terrorists May Be in US as Refugees! Police questioning Tom Petty about his song lyrics.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2013
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Can food affect your mood?

Sure. Most are in a foul mood when they have to run to the bathroom every ten minutes!

written by Bureau, 26 November 2013
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Indian Holy Men Release Serenity on Pakistani Militants

Pakistani Muslim Terrorists have accused India of releasing serenity on their troops. "The idiots stare at the sun until their car explodes", says al-Qaeda leader...but somehow, I don't care. Ommmmmm!

written by Bureau, 21 November 2013
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Tennessee Man Ordered to Remove Skylight From Ceiling

"That's all those people upstairs do is complain", he tells court.

written by Bureau, 05 November 2013
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Boeing cargo jet to take off from Wichita airport's short runway

Plane landed at the wrong airport during the night. "I guess that I will have to tell my boss that I've become very near-sighted", states pilot.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2013
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True Facts From Snoops #752

According to Snoops: Most popular Amish Buggy Sticker: "Slow! Horse's Ass Ahead & Aboard!"

written by Bureau, 21 November 2013
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True Facts From Snoops #311

According to Snoops: Thomas Edison, in explaining how he made a light bulb, stated that after each failure, another bulb would appear in a balloon over his head.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2013
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True Facts From Snoops #401

According to Snoops: Both Cheech and Chong have so many chemicals inside of them that they have to wear a "Do Not Cremate" bracelets.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2013
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13 things working moms don't like

Number One: That big fat slob lying on the couch eating junk, drinking beer and watching sports!

written by Bureau, 21 November 2013
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China, the World's Most Populous Nation, Needs More Children

After average age hits 65! May be too late.

written by Bureau, 21 November 2013
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Atheist gets her day at Supreme Court

"First of all, I don't believe in a "Supreme" Court and I'm not talking to something that doesn't exist!"

written by Bureau, 06 November 2013
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Picasso among art stolen by Nazis

It had been painted over by Hitler's "Duck and Horsey".

written by Bureau, 06 November 2013
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True Facts From Snoops #1441

According to Snoops: Milli Vanilli, after the discovery that they only lip sync songs, changed their names to Elaborate Ruse and won still another Grammy.

written by Bureau, 06 November 2013
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REPORT: 49.7 Million Americans Living in Poverty.

Or as they say in Haiti, "Lower Upper Class"!

written by Bureau, 06 November 2013
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NYC: De Blasio to begin new era of liberalism 2

Over 1,000 new park benches brought into city parks for poor and bottom lower class winos.

written by Bureau, 06 November 2013
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Fla. teacher suspended for forcing 4th-grader to participate in Pledge of Allegiance

"I told the kid that he could just pretend that it was the Allegiant AirAirlines>"

written by Bureau, 06 November 2013
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Chris Christie Wins Re-Election in New Jersey

"As they say in the south, "This makes me feel hog wild and pig crazy!"

written by Bureau, 06 November 2013
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Wal-Mart website glitch gives shoppers super bargains #2

"The Pharmacy has Viagra at 100 pills for a dollar! This is big, really big! If I explode, I'll explode happily."

written by Bureau, 06 November 2013
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Mayor Admits to Crack Smoking but Won't Quit

Toronto--Rob Ford, the embattled mayor of Toronto, has admitted to smoking crack cocaine. When asked about the tenability of his job and his crack smoking he said, "I love it, so I'm not quitting."

written by Mickey Mac Finnigan, 06 November 2013
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Nebraska Man glad stolen motorcycle found after 46 years

"Now if they would just let me ride it through the halls of the nursing home", jokes owner.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2013
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Is another Republican wave building?

Their fans are beginning to start "The Wave" at most sporting events...even on the House floor!

written by Bureau, 27 November 2013
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China's move to establish air defense zone over East China Sea backfires

Al Gore: Over a billion backfires could cause further melting of icebergs!

written by Bureau, 27 November 2013
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CNN and MSNBC Lose Almost Half Their Viewers in One Year...

"I get bored watching President being the answer to everything and producing nothing", says one who cancelled channels.

written by Bureau, 27 November 2013
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President Upset

"I have told her and told her not to do that?" He was referring to Nancy Pelosi rubbing his head for good luck.

written by Bureau, 27 November 2013
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Small-business health exchange delayed online

Looks like still another site is about to go down in flames!

written by Bureau, 27 November 2013
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Senate nears historic vote on gay rights bill

The Senate pushed toward a historic vote on legislation outlawing workplace discrimination against gay, bisexual, those with human/animal DNA and transgender Americans.

written by Bureau, 07 November 2013
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Alleged stalker accuses Alec Baldwin of lying in court.

Judge asks Baldwin to sit up and stay awake during the trial.

written by Bureau, 13 November 2013
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Sochi Olympic Torch Reaches International Space Station

NASA confirms that the cosmonauts' historic space walk with the torch will take place on the side of the station away from the oxygen cylinders.

written by Swan Morrison, 07 November 2013
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'Oldest signs of life on Earth found'.

"Do Not Pee In Cave's Spring Water!", "Do Not Fart Near Campfire!" several others.

written by Bureau, 13 November 2013
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Cameron Denies Using Economic Blackmail To Influence Scottish Independence Vote

'It is just coincidence,' said David Cameron, 'that contracts for shipbuilding will not be agreed until after the vote, together with plans for new English whiskey distilleries and haggis factories.'

written by Swan Morrison, 07 November 2013
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Michelle Obama and Scarlett Johansson Are On The Same Channel

Both Michelle Obama and Scarlett Johansson have said that the album A Collection of Oprah Winfrey's Best Loved Glockenspiel Tunes is one of the finest they've ever heard.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 November 2013
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It's official: Congress hits all-time low in Gallup poll

"And my approval is still up there in the teens", brags President!

written by Bureau, 13 November 2013
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Ted Nugent - The Hunting Musician

Ted Nugent has announced that he will be going into the recording studio to record the album Sarah Palin's All-Time Favorite Hunting Songs.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 November 2013
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Lindsay Lohan's Favorite Boozery

Lindsay Lohan recently told Barbara Walters on The View that her favorite bar is The Drunk Duck Lounge located in Marina Del Rey.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 November 2013
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Paris Hilton - The Blonde

Paris Hilton confessed that she invested $200,000 in Frozen Jello Taquitos and she lost it all. She said she now has about 20,000 Frozen Jello Taquitos in an industrial deep freeze she had to rent.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 November 2013
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Peeping Tom Arrested

A peeping tom was arrested in Nebraska after being caught in the act. When asked why he was peeping into 80-year-olds window, he told police he had eaten too much & was trying to make himself sick.

written by Bureau, 22 November 2013
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Hollywood Doctor A Fake!

"I should have known he was a fake when he started on my face lift by getting out the velcro and duct tape", stated some freak no one could recognize.

written by Bureau, 13 November 2013
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White House takes heat from Democrats to fix Obamacare

President: "I think we're in a big enough fix already."

written by Bureau, 13 November 2013
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ore Surveillance cameras installed nantionwide

Many show people on other side of street putting up more Surveillance equipment.

written by Bureau, 14 November 2013
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Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Knocks Over Female Councillor in Screaming Match.

I wish this guy would quit outdoing our snippets. We couldn't even hear if the tornadoes were getting closer yesterday over all the screaming.

written by Bureau, 19 November 2013
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Can Obamacare site handle the traffic?

Kind of late to ask that. It hasn't gotten off to a very good non-start.

written by Bureau, 29 November 2013
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NOTW High Court Case Sex Revelations

Journalist's techniques questioned as Coulson found to have hacked Brooks' vagina

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 01 November 2013
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Cheech & Chong - The Original Pot Heads Are Back

Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong, known as Cheech and Chong are reuniting for another marijuana movie. The title is Cheech and Chong: Growing and Selling Pot At The Old Folks Home.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 November 2013
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Susan Boyle? Wasn't She That Homely Singer Who...

Susan Boyle recently remarked that she is not in the Witness Protection Program and explained that the reason she is hardly ever seen is because her 15 minutes basically ran out.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 November 2013
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Man bolts through airport checkpoint, boards empty plane

Demands that he be taken to Alpha Centauri! "I'm ready. Where no man has been! Light the rockets!"

written by Bureau, 09 November 2013
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