Spoof news snippets from Sunday 26 May 2013
Bynes dives for bong
Amanda Bynes fell from her cell window looking for her bong. Bynes thought she was at home and leaped from window screaming "I'm Amanda Bynes, that's my bong"! She fell 3 stories a spokesman said.
Lesula monkeys from the Congo suffer from blue balls
Male lesula monkeys, which have been discovered in the Congo, have bald, brilliant blue testicles and butt. Not only is it painful for them to run, but the natives also hunt them for bush meat.