Spoof news snippets from Thursday 23 May 2013
Dont Forget to #Hashtag
DES MOINES-Students at the University of Des Moines are developing a new technology to let you search old spoken conversations, so don't forget to hashtag anything you say!
#DesMoines #Search #Tech
Just Like Peanut Butter and Jelly
Doctor's in California now say that there could be a direct correlation between the high gasoline prices and high blood pressure.
The iTwins Are Cute As Can Be
A young married couple in Phoenix is being criticized for naming their twins iPad and iPod.
A Drone Plane Oops Moment
Reports are that a drone plane has mysteriously crash landed right in the middle of a famous Nevada nudist colony.
The GOP May Be Heading Into The Sunset
Republican strategists say the problem with the GOP is the GOP designation (Grand Old Party). So they've suggested that it be changed to GNP, (Grand New Party) in order to attract the younger voters
Hey, A Girl's Gotta Eat
A secret tunnel has been discovered underneath Kirstie Alley's home that reportedly leads right to a supermarket.
The Silver Screen President
The details are still somewhat sketchy but it looks like President Obama could be appearing in George Clooney's next action-packed motion picture Strike Force Eagle Bravo 1.
The Arnold Schwarzenegger - Maria Shriver Buzz
Arnold Schwarzenegger has said that he would be willing to take Maria Shriver back just as long as once in a while she agrees to dress up as a maid.
Oprah Winfrey's Very Unusual Bathrooms
Oprah Winfrey is so rich, she has ATM's in each one of her bathrooms.
Bruce Jenner Says He's Run Out of Rope
Bruce Jenner, who is married to the Kardashian matriarch Kris Jenner, has stated that he will probably be leaving her because he can no longer stand the smell of fakeness.
Ke$ha's Strange Beverage
Ke$ha recently made headlines when she appeared on her reality show Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life, and drank her own #1. When asked about it she said she did it to win a $45 bet.
Germany knocked off the top by North Korea!
Germany nearly made it to the top of the global pop pops but were narrowly beaten by North Korea to the Nr 1 spot. Merkel is to blame because she can't sing and Kim Jong Un can, can!
6 out of every 10 Americans say that they don't take part in surveys.
Google Glasses require a warning
All wearers of Google glasses will be required to wear a badge in future that reads: "This conversation will be recorded for training purposes."
Cameron relived by Terrorist attack
It means that the news of his capitulation on Corporation Tax after Google threaten to pull their £4.5m donation from the Tories.