Spoof news snippets from Thursday 2 May 2013
Bangladesh textile factory collapses; so what?
The price of human life in Bangladesh means nothing as long as global textile retailers can keep their profits up; who pays the price? Ask those lying under the factory rubble>
Sooner rather than later cobber!
An indian prisoner on death row in Pakistan responsible for a string of bomb attacks, has died in hospital after being attacked by fellow inmates in a high-security jail
Viva Forever Spice Girls Musical is axed....pity it was not that actual Spice Girls who copped it instead!
"Oooooh! that feels better Matron!"
Boris Johnson 'attempts' a Chocolate Souffle...after weeks of trying numerous laxitives!
He's big down under you know.
Rolf Harris sex claims: Police Go To Australia...and who can blame them, it's a much better place than here and you can rely on the weather!
Britain slightly less racist than before says survey
With voters at the local elections switching from BNP to UKIP, the UK racist index dropped from 5% to 3% this week.
Taxi ripped off
A New York cab driver has discovered that he is owed $27 million dollars in unpaid cab fares. Only about 1 in 425 people pay him their fare and the rest quickly run. May be he should get another job?
Biden on dancing show
American Vice President, Joe Biden, has announced he will compere Dancing With the Stars on ABC next year. Biden, a noted dancer around different issues, will bring a new dimension to the show. What?
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