Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 1 May 2013
Chair of the Blind Society accused of needlessly wasting money
He arranges a fireworks display to display his commitment to the cause
Risqué storyline to boost Coronation Street ratings
It's going to involve Kevin Webster and Ken Barlow running an under sixteen disco in the Rovers.
What does 'self-explanatory' mean?
Finger painting has become more popular than ever in nurseries and schools in Liverpool.
It's been enforced by local police, as they want to get fingerprints on record from a early age.