Spoof news snippets from Saturday 9 March 2013
Sir Michael Caine Awarded Freedom Of City Of London
Agrees to avert eyes when passing HMRC.
First day of Test match between New Zealand and England washout
Neer knew there were so many Man United fans in Dunedin.
Justin Bieber to receive counselling
Following a traumatic week in London where he turned up 2 hours late for a gig, was rushed to hospital & threatened a paparazzi, management are to have JB counselled by Britney Spears & Lindsay Lohan
The Times wins newspaper of the year
The actual newspaper of the year, not jut sub-category for phone or email hacking by a Murdoch newspaper.