Spoof news snippets from Friday 8 March 2013
Carlos Tevez arrested!
Accused of impersonating a footballer. And a supermodel.
Deer Policy Revealed
Oh Dear, Oh Dear, Oh Dear!
Justin Bieber rushed to hospital after breathing problems
Shame the ambulance didn't turn up two hours late - see how he likes it!
Wanted: Lunatics Who Think They Can Communicate With God
It interested, contact College of Cardinals, Vatican City, Rome.