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'EU Politics Undermining Satire', Complain Humourists

'Events in Greece, Italy and other European countries are more bizarre than anything we can invent,' said a spokesman for the Society of Satirists. 'Each insane idea we have gets topped by real life.'

written by Swan Morrison, 07 March 2013
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Fergie to discuss Rooney situation at press conference

"Wayne who?"

written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
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WAYNE ROONEY TO LEAVE MANCHESTER UNITED!

just after training at 12.30pm tomorrow. Off home to watch CBBC no doubt.

written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
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MP Resigns Over Breathing Incident

'When accused of breathing, he instinctively denied it and arranged an illegal cover-up,' said a party spokesman. 'Breathing, of course, is OK. As usual, the unnecessary lies led to the resignation.'

written by Swan Morrison, 07 March 2013
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Vicky Pryce found GUILTY!

Vicky Pryce has been found guilty of being married to a Liberal-Democrat and has been given a life-sentence.

written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
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Vicky Pryce found guilty of taking husbands speeding points

Struggling QPR manager Harry Redknapp has put in a bid for the points, but was told the transfer window has closed.

written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
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Chavez Jokes Cut Short by People Not Knowing Who He Is

The internet today struggled to make jokes about the death of Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez due to not knowing who he is. "Hu-gone?" said one commenter, scratching his neckbeard. "I don't have a clue"

written by padddy5, 07 March 2013
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Lord Sugar wrote me off, claims Apprentice winner

I always thought Stella English was a beer label.

written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
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Warner Music Group owner invests £40m in Daisy streaming service

But shockingly zero investment in a daisy-cutting service.

written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
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Fox News chief calls Obama 'lazy' in new book

Roger Ailes labels Joe Biden 'dumb' and Newt Gingrich 'a prick' in official book released ahead of unauthorised account.
Somebody at Fox News involved in controversy - shirley not?

written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
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Boris Johnson agrees to BBC documentary about his life

Surely the Comedy Channel would have been more appropriate?

written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
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Bonnie Tyler to represent UK in Eurovision song contest

No Jedward this year - hoooray!
Oh hang on a minute - they were representing Ireland...

written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
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Official Charts Company to launch Christian music chart.

"In at number 10 - Cumbaya m'lord cumbaya gangnam remix! Sensational!

written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
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Welcome to the future of entertainment

3 mobile ad featuring moonwalking Shetland pony attracts 3m YouTube views.

written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
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Coincidence? Shirley not.

BBC's Mark Thompson took a licence fee payer-funded trip to New York, six months before announcing job at New York Times.

written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
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Senior BBC executive claims 6p for a phone call

Haven't they heard of Skype?

written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
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Jon Stewart to take 12-week break from The Daily Show

The English are taking over! Step forward john Oliver...

written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
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Microsoft fined $561m for not offering alternatives to its own browser.

They offered to pay at the rate of $5 dollars a week.

written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
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Microsoft fined for not offering a choice of browsers.

I only popped in for a pair of trousers.

written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
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Microsoft hit by fine after Google tips off EU

GRASS!

written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
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BBC drama 'Mayday' filmed in Dorking

The most exciting thing to happen in Dorking since... nope, I can't think of anything.

written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
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Santander ad starring Jessica Ennis criticised as 'the worst ever made'.

Hang on a mo, what about the Go Compare adverts?

written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
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Tesco launches rival to Netflix and Lovefilm

I hope theirs no trace of horse meat in this rival?

written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
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Channel 5's Celebrity Wedding Planner to feature Helen Flanagan, Pete Burns and John McCririck

What could possibly go wrong?

written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
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Seb Coe & Steve Cram to team up for Who Wants to be a Millionaire? charity special

I bet Steve Ovett could have beat them.

written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
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Lego and The Sun newspaper end 2 year partnership

They've fallen apart, I mean broken up,
Lego is believed to be in pieces.

written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
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David cameron gives speech in the north about HS2

Thats 'High Speed 2' not Hop Scotch 2.

written by radiogagger, 07 March 2013
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