Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 6 March 2013
Cameron walking for Italy
Prime Minister David Cameron says he will walk between Dorset and Carlisle to raise money to bail out the Italian Government. He'll be joined by Mafia dons, IRA sympathisers and other civic leaders.
Library Sued For Setting Up Faulty Proxy Server
The Starlight Library was sued for dishonesty after setting up a faulty proxy server to its computers. The technician stated that their repair requests are denied by their computer center.
Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez dies watching TV
The Socialist leader already weakened by cancer suffered a fatal heart attack while watching the Champions League tie between Man United and Real Madrid. He became distressed when Nani was sent off.
UK Prime Minister, David Cameron, has announced he will resign the premiership effective noon tomorrow. He is retiring to the island of St Helena in the south Atlantic Ocean. He blames horse meat!!
Debate Between Baptists and Mormons Resort to Molotov Bombings
The debate between Southern Baptists and Mormons regarding Republican candidate Mitt Romney resulted in a Pass The Bomb battle after Mormons blamed the Baptists for Romney's loss during the elections.