Spoof news snippets from Monday 4 March 2013
The Queen leaves Hospital
Cry's of "Dam and blast she got over it." are heard coming from Clarence House, the official residence of Prince Charles.
Taser gun used on man near Downing Street
Police challenged the man who shouted "I'm a senior Tory you fucking pleb" at which point the officer withdrew his Taser gun and shot at point blank range.
No Party for Republican
House Speaker John Boehner dismayed to find the sequester will likely slow down his liquor shipments.