Spoof news snippets from Saturday 30 March 2013
Boat Race takes a frozen turn
This year's boat race between Cambridge and Oxford will go down in history as the first to be done on ice skates.
Mystery Meat In Takeaway Could Be Dog, Fear Experts
'The species in meat products is irrelevant. It's traceability and quality that's important,' said the restaurant owner. 'That curry included Fido from next door. He was healthy and fit to consume.'