Spoof news snippets from Thursday 28 March 2013
Rolling Stones confirmed for Glastonberry
The gigs not till the summer - lets hope they make it!
David Miliband to leave UK Politics
The Blairite is set for the US where he will lead a charity that offers advice and counselling to people all over the world who have been shafted by their siblings
Man reaches pinnacle
After 15,371 attempts, Fred Boxerhead, of Billericay, has finally climbed to the top of his 2.5 metre oak tree. "He's stoked" said one witness. Fred will next try and conquer his street sign. Gosh!