Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 26 March 2013
Marriage is the union between two people who love one another, and never entered for monetary, property or political advancement.
Wayne Rooney confirmed with Rabies!
Before tonights match in Montenegro Wayne rooney was diagnosed with Rabies, but he will certainly play because they are use to him frothing at the mouth in Montenegro!
I hear you knoxing!
"Knox, knox who's there?......Amanda ain't!"
Cyprus to remain 3rd largest Mediterranean island despite E.U. bailout
Bank stocks dropped by 4% on news that Cyprus would remain the Mediterranean Sea's third-largest island despite a bailout. Cypriots, meanwhile, remain unmoved. Sicily and Sardinia issued no comment.
Mayor Bloomberg Strikes A Positive Blow For The Hookers
New York Mayor Bloomberg says that in order to avoid the obvious negative connotations he is issuing a directive prohibiting the use of the word street walker and replacing it with pavement princess.
Same Sex Marriages: Six of One, Half Dozen of The Other
Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona says she is against same-sex marriages, especially if it is between two men or two women.
Kim Jong Un Is Mad At Le France
North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is angry at France and vows to launch a missile towards the Eiffel Tower.
Punxsutawney Phil and Jay Leno Are In The Same Boat
Punxsutawney Phil, getting up in age, will most likely be replaced in 2014, by Punxsutawney Phyllis.
Nazi Stuff Is A "No No"
The city of Miami Beach has just banned all Nazi memorabilia. One very unhappy Nazi memorabilia shop owner says he will be moving to Arizona.