Spoof news snippets from Thursday 21 March 2013
Giant hanging penis discovered in amazon forest!
This could never be found in an Indian forest!
Ed Milliband appoints a border collie as shadow Chancellor
Ed Milliband has made Rover, a Welsh border collie, shadow chancellor. "Well," said Ed, "a border collie would figure out something isn't working in less than three years. Unlike George."
Museum Heist Foiled By Means Of Jokes
The heist of the Quartz Crystal Wiccan Museum was foiled when the burglars were caught after two guards tell a joke to each other and heard a laugh at a dead-end corner in the premises.
Experts Develop New Way Of Getting Rid of Junk Mail
Sending letters via pigeon courier is the most effective way, experts say.
Wanted Criminal Poster Replaced By Political Picture
Everybody's confused if the criminal to be hunted is either the one on the political picture or the preempted wanted poster itself.