Spoof news snippets from Saturday 2 March 2013
Bieber birthday blues--still too young to buy alcohol
Biebs, who turned 19, sat alone in a Knoxville club trying with various hats and glasses to buy alcohol. After having a laugh, club security escorted the Biebs via a kick to the arse into the street.
Camels draw a line in the sand
A camel race being held in Timbuktu was delayed all of a sudden when the "ships of the desert" decided that racing on a Wednesday was not on due to it being a "hump" day. What a lot of humpty do.