Spoof news snippets from Sunday 17 March 2013
Napoleon is gone
Napoleon Bonaparte has been expelled from French soil by two infant children holding plastic guns. The "little emperor" became quite fearful and immediately retreated to the safety of his fishing boat
Napoleon is back
Reports just in that none other than French Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte has just landed on french soil seeking his old job back. Le Monde newspaper says he will fight for it any way he can. Shucks!!