Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 12 March 2013
New Perspectives On Primates
Some cultures consider monkey brains to be a delicacy.
Our culture considers monkey brains to be a Congress.
Judge Justifies Leniency Of Jail Sentences For Chris Huhne And Vicky Pryce
'A term of eight months may seem lenient,' said the judge. 'However, I have ordered that they share a cell. That will make it feel to them like eight years and provide entertainment for prison staff.'
Wanted: People, Badly Brainwashed by Fundamentalists, Who Want Revenge
If interested, please contact the O-Town Consultants of Religious Tolerance at O-Town, California.