Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 12 March 2013
New Perspectives On Primates
Some cultures consider monkey brains to be a delicacy.
Our culture considers monkey brains to be a Congress.
Judge Justifies Leniency Of Jail Sentences For Chris Huhne And Vicky Pryce
'A term of eight months may seem lenient,' said the judge. 'However, I have ordered that they share a cell. That will make it feel to them like eight years and provide entertainment for prison staff.'
New Pope Is Lady GaGa's Cousin GiGi
A late breaking story coming out of the conclave. In an effort to please people who say the pontiff should appreciate women and special interest groups, Lady GaGa's cousin GiGi has made the final list
Wanted: People, Badly Brainwashed by Fundamentalists, Who Want Revenge
If interested, please contact the O-Town Consultants of Religious Tolerance at O-Town, California.