Spoof news snippets from Sunday 10 March 2013
Ganstas everywhere celebrate Motherfuckers Day
Prince Harry to be new face of TV Burp.
Producers loved his friendly style when in Africa for Comic Relief and are keen on the continuity of the name 'Harry'.
New Pope to be decided
Cardinals down to shortlist of Harry Redknapp, Sylvio Berlusconi, Jose Mourinho, David Beckham and Mario Balotelli.
Lib Dems confident of victory in Rome by-election
Hell, forget the groping claims and speeding points - their on a roll!
Rooneys going nowhere says Ferguson
"He's locked in by basement" said the Scot