Spoof news snippets from Friday 1 March 2013
Huhne in Nectar Points scandal
A disgraced former MP was ejected from a Sainsbury's store today for attempting to redeem points against the cost of his shopping using a Nectar card bearing the name V Pryce
Golden Dawn for UKIP
Far right party come second to the Liberal Hypocrites in spite of Cameron lowering net migration by forcing British people to look for work elsewhere.
South Africa Honing in on 'New USA' tag
After getting their own version of the OJ Simpson case with Oscar Pistorious, South Africa now has its very own Rodney King incident after police brutality is recorded and seen all over the world.