Spoof news snippets from Friday 7 June 2013
"Ground control to Jus...........forget it!"
Justin bieber plans space trip.....one way I trust?
You wanna onions wid dat Phil?
Phil the Greek in hospital for his quarterly decoke of kebab oil.
Fundamentalists Report Religious Rights Violations
Irony of ironies, one of their sects is reported of the same crime, according to the Human Rights Commission.
Cameron holiday prolonged
British PM David Cameron has extended his vacation to include Ibisa, San Tropez, Greek isles, Bahamas, Virgin Islands, Hawaii, Tahiti, Fiji, Bali, Mauritius and the Canary Islands. Be home soon David!
News Alert For Michael Douglas:
In the interest of privacy and decorum, please do not announce any future plans for knee replacement surgery.