Spoof news snippets from Thursday 6 June 2013
The One Thing That Scares Illegal Aliens
You know that the IRS Scandal is really starting to get serious when they begin to audit illegal aliens.
Dick Cheney Is Told To Shut Up!
Vice-President Joe Biden has told Dick Cheney to can the anti-Obama remarks or else he may find himself picking bananas down in Costa Rica.
The Truth About The Santa Maria
Scientists have just discovered that Christopher Columbus' ship The Santa Maria was actually built from lumber that had been stolen from Denmark.
Uncle Sam Needs The Money Bad - Thank You
The 84-year-old Florida woman who won $590 million in the Powerball Lottery was devastated when told that she will have to pay IRS taxes that amount to $589.7 million.
The Pizza Was Damn Good But...
Domino's Pizza has announced they are discontinuing their Drone Pizza Delivery Program. They stated that customers were really upset with the $89 delivery charge.
Tiger Woods Says The Name Will Grow On You
Tiger Woods says that he will soon become the spokesman for a new line of condoms with the unlikely name of A Hole In One.
Will Smith and son Jaden are so upset at the dismal box office numbers for After Earth that they're seriously considering dropping Rome from their summer Paris, Rome, Athens, Dubai vacation trip.
The Amazing Powerball Surgery
The 84-year-old $590 million Powerball winner from Florida says she is going to take $1 million and have surgery to make her look exactly like Scarlett Johansson.
Not So Fast Mr. Kim Jong Un
A 97-year-old woman who lives in Seoul, South Korea has just filed a lawsuit against Kim Jong Un and North Korea for claiming that they are a world super power.
Now That's A Real Reality Show
Convicted killers Joran van der Sloot and Jodi Arias are being considered for a new reality show to be called The Real Biggest Losers.
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Stephen Fry reveals suicide attempt....better luck next time cobber!
Irony?...IKEA founder Ingvar Kamprad 'steps' down at 87.