Spoof news snippets from Monday 3 June 2013
To be or not to B a fundamentalist?
This question has an obvious answer when you look at the places where it raises its ugly, evil head. Ask Turks how delighted they are, because fundamentalism has raised its head of Medusa there too!
MP Nadine Dorries: "I'm losing my hair"....big deal, too much of it with the male gender results in hairy palms and blindness cobber!
Tony and Kylie
Police have discovered a love note from ex PM Tony Blair to pop star Kylie Minogue hidden in the brick edifice of 10 Downing Street. Apparently Blair hoped she would discover it one day and love him.
Chelsea FC lose out to the BBC
Jose Mourinho at the last moment has rejected a new contract with Chelsea and will instead replace Matt Smith as the new 'Doctor Who'
Norwegian idol loser
The runner up of Norwegian Idol has called the judges on the programme "half wits and imbeciles" and claims that at least one of them is mentally "unbalanced". Experts claim loser is maniacal and bad